Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or you take a picture of yourself

I thought you might want a sneak peek of what's to come.

I still can't believe I even get to work with her.

I'm already printing out the reports,

Yeah, I mean, the blood threw me a little, but...

Oh, wait, I see what's going on.

- Seven. Okay. - Nine and a half.

And practical and real.

and it's not stupid.

That has literally never happened to me in my life.

And I never thought I'd make it to 5th Avenue.

- Can you stop saying "dumped." - Of course, I'm sorry.

They call me "Wheat Thin."

and you hide your double chin, you hide your acne,

(HIGH-PITCHED) Technically, but I'm meeting my boyfriend.

are going to be drooling all over me.

because it's, like, unexpected,

And you can do that.

- I know that. - Mmm.

Hey, Mason. (COUGHS) I'm sorry I can't make it again.

Then you just wind up using your finger.

How would I know that, unless I was Renee?

hip-hop and it's going to be hot.

- Hello, Lily. - (APPLAUSE)

don't scream I'm not going to hurt you

You ready to change your life?

Something wrong with your voice?

Maybe now that your contacts are in...

Your voice? You...

and your miracle's already here.

About 35 minutes up to Boston,

someone who can speak to that world.

another really cool hair tutorial with you.

it's a lonely dark night, you got a flat.

But this line is for every girl

Oh, we should hit that next.

Oh, my God. Obsessed with me.

Oh. Hey, Jane, can I call you back?

(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)

She's pursuing her certificate

I'm looking for Lily LeClaire, and this is not...

Is it hand-knit?

You're thinking, "Who is this girl?

No, I can see a place like this

Yeah, but a lot of people like having sex

Like it's a waste of time to even try.

Was there blood?

But I do need your help with something.

And there's a picture of a cat on safari.

If you just finally got the courage

Your wildest dream is that you were beautiful?

some more drinks. The ladies will be right back.

what are we talking about?

but also at Target and Kohl's.

I'm going to be like the ultimate wing woman.

'cause I called you out so hard.

I can hook up to a Bluetooth, or I can just be on a remote.

Someone exactly like me.

Look at my boobs! Look at my ass!

Oh. We would like it if you don't recreate that.

I know, it's all gone.

I mean, like, I hear really good things

- Is it? - 'Cause neither do I.

- Oh... - "This is his girlfriend."

if you need absolutely anything at all.

Zumba? Is that what it's called?

I... I'm so embarrassed.

(MUFFLED SOBBING)

"Because we love her..."

Uh... No, those are empty.

Don't yell at me. I'm closing it.

in the year 1200 AD...

It's just like a regular shoe, but it's wider,

like Gayle King real, and say that it would be a shame

Fire and ice, she sure is!

but once I made a Native American medicine bag.

and they may be right.

like Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's,

Yeah, it's, like, starting.

Uh... I'm at CNN, working in operations.

CLERK: Number 118!

Renee was kicked out not once,

but what I do know is that the miracle is already here.

VIVIAN: Can I get one of all of those?

RENEE: Nope, that's us.

I'm so sick of it. Aren't you sick of this?

Oh, my God, that is my absolute favorite.

- (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) Oh, my God.

...has been instrumental in helping refine our message.

How are we going to get the web traffic reports

Can I please get a couple shots of tequila?

and still look like this.

Somebody says something mean to you on the playground,

- Uh... Friend for now. - Friend?

I hope her buns are tighter than this penmanship

Sorry. Oh, God.

Well, with high-end products,

I want you to set an intention for this ride!

Okay, I'm gonna go say hi to some people.

And you don't even deserve it!

See, that's not what I was...

Come here, sit down.

And you know, I'm slammed right now.

- All right, well, good luck. - Yeah.

Except, you know, with you,

for this meeting tomorrow.

and inter-species animal friendships.

Wait, are you entering the bikini contest?

I need you to go,

to help teach about the products

- Everybody has HPV. - I have it, too.

Nowhere, hanging out.

girlfriend or however they identify,

LUNA: I don't know what you came in here for today,

- No. - But I'm not...

We're so pleased to have you here.

I don't know why that's... What is clever?

- Oh, I get it. - Not a big deal. Get what?

until you lose all that confidence.

That's me painting a picture.

that you only get to experience

As long as you're comfortable sitting here

I don't know how to make a scarf,

- Hey, that was so great. - Hi.

There's just, like, so many.