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What if when someone tells us
from all the 20-year-olds that you bang!
I don't... I never pay attention.
It's like a super exclusive
Of course I'll go!
No, I really want to be here for the ant removal.
Hey. It's not in 10.
(SIGHS)
- But if you like them... - No, I want them.
Okay, someone has to address this towel situation.
That is the ice cream man.
There was no magic.
I was looking at the coconut shrimp
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
And this way you don't have to feel intimidated.
Double what?
Act like you've been here before.
Oh, how embarrassing.
absolutely everything tomorrow.
Oh.
I clerked for a Supreme Court Justice.
(GAGS)
- Okay, what size? - Eight.
elitist pricks.
It has everything she needs for the presentation.
No. It's an hour flight.
Maybe not full of confidence.
I think I pressed the wrong floor.
Is it physical?
Yeah.
Word will probably get out.
Yeah, I think that's the best idea.
flock to the anonymous aisles of a big superstore.
Yeah, no, I'm just going to get some smaller shoes.
Can't we just do that? Can't we just go back?
You are beautiful!
Were you at Zumba?
But never mind, you guys, you know how this works,
that's great, don't care.
Anyway, um...
If you want them, I don't even like them.
I'm going to bring it every day.
Am I right or wrong? (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Oh.
I'm sorry it didn't go the way you wanted it to.
I mean, these things are so, like, political.
Today I want you to look in the mirror.
You didn't have to do that. This is too much.
No, we were having fun. That's not it. Um...
Yeah...
are actually a deterrent.
- (GRUNTS) - Um...
Oh, my God, that's crazy.
Yeah.
Jimmy, come here!
your captain speaking.
to our diffusion line customers.
(CHUCKLES)
- Yeah. - Okay. Just keep it cool.
(BUZZES)
I'm not competing with this. I'm not doing it.
...that you are working out and that
- No. - Am I saying that right?
If your intention was for change,
Bad news is you guys can't.
for more hair tutorials.
And I of course know who you are, Miss LeClaire.
What was the picture's name?
Honestly, at the end of the day,
You guys are crazy.
so I don't know what the problem is.
What's up, SoHo, I'm Luna!
Actually, my sister studies 18th-century textiles online.
Okay. Um...
Come on... And three.
because we are new to the diffusion landscape.
You are everything!
to sit up and take notice of you.
we have a dedicated makeup counter with a specialist
Don't call them that.
Excuse me?
Why are we running?
All right, and here is the packaging,
Welcome to the semi-annual Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
or I wouldn't have been invited.
wondering why I'm not asking, you know,
We spoke on the phone.
Um... I...
This is your ride! This is your time!
(PHONE DINGS)
Oh, right. Okay.
I wish...
- Either of you? - Mmm.
Yeah, like a guy, like, trying to hook up
You're gonna wanna head down there.
Yeah, but once we're up in the air, it's too late.
or Wet n Wild bronzer
I... I need you.
Well, you know, collecting travel-sized condiments
Dude, up here.
Yeah, saw the other one around there.
completely out of sequence.
she has a sick body.
Look at this.
- Eight? - Seven.
'cause I have no clean undies.
What's wrong with you?
(SIGHS)
on a jet ski with, like, Lil Wayne,
You know how at our traditional outlets
what you looked like.
There's a dinner coming up. I'd love for you to come.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
It also means "accessible."
That's fine.
It sounds like you are saying you got dumped.
Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.