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- Me - A name I call myself
WELL, YES, BUT SEVEN!
Layee-o-dl layee-o-dl-oo
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
Edelweiss
I'm Pragita, she's Louisa. She's 13 years old and you're smart.
The poor didn't want this one.
And Now Our Feature Presentation!
I have confidence that spring will come again
How do you solve a problem like Zac gallen?
Well, yes, but seven!
- We don't know any songs. - Not any?
One! 1 Clock For Pie!
Now, children, do, re, mi, fa, so, and so on...
Very well.
Have you made up Georg's mind yet? Do I hear wedding bells?
I want those children in the festival.
What is it you can't face?
- I'll be glad when school begins. - Oh, Liesl.
You have? How much?
Mm-hmm.
They’re Back!
Marta.
- I trust everything is under control? - Yes. Yes.
- Your face is all red. - Is it?
- A drink with jam and bread - A drink with jam and bread
you and I.
- Ah - Ah
Liesl, get the guitar. Come on, Marta.
In future, remember certain rooms in this house are not to be disturbed.
Aw, for what? On who's authority?
God bless Meta
But I've pledged my life to God. I- I've pledged my life to his service.
Don't say anything that's going to make them worry.
Yes?
When The Lord Closes A Door, Somewhere He Opens A Window.
3! $3 Dollor @ A Button!
You're not frightened of a thunderstorm, are you?
I don't suppose I'm used to dancing.
Do you know when I first started loving you?
Yes, Captain, sir.
I shall miss the money I could have made with you.
I do give some rather gay parties
Let's start at the very beginning
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
trying to decide what to give you for a wedding present.
Cuckoo, cuckoo
who have come to look after my children since their mother died.
Oh, I-I won't need to whistle for them, Reverend Captain.
Why doesn't Father turn the motor on?
Αnd I'll sing
What's wrong with the children, sir?
My stomach's making noises.
So long
- Why did you? - Please don't ask me.
- What did they say? - I have never heard such enthusiasm.
Happy Trails Wisemans
rheumatism.
W F O D makes me laugh, HAHA
Totus desiderabilis
How how do you solve a problem like Max? How do you take a Null and pin it down?
Don't you dare tell me...
How do we solve a problem without Maria
Have fun
I have confidence that spring will come again
Ηow in the world did you climb up here?
Liesl?
- Does it really work? - Of course it does. You try it. What things do you like?
- But you heard them. They'll be a sensation! - No, Max.
- Well, why don't we ask the children? - The children?
You mean, Trump is actually the President now? I thought it was a nightmare!
Way to man up KJ...
- You can sing - Do Mi-Mi, Mi So-So, Re Fa-Fa, La Ti-Ti
- Yes. - It was that way with me, Liesl.
I don't feel like singing.
How do you solve a problem like Rahul?
She's as flighty as a feather
Ηow do you catch a cloud and pin it down
Oh. You must be Baroness Schraeder.
You don't have them anymore? Well, what happened to them?
How do you solve a problem like MB?
- I don't know. It’s just- - Isn’t this why you're here waiting for me?
Listening to politicians explain why they were on that island
I have confidence in sunshine
you can sing a million different tunes by mixing them up.
Text him. Make sure he gets home okay. And after the party, we’re gonna talk about you and Rolfie. Now go to your room young lady. Captain, Liesl isn’t trying to pull anything. She’s just...
- Where are the others? - They're asleep. They're not scared.
Rolfe.
Believe me, it will be a performance beyond anything even I've dreamt of.
- We want her back! - She didn't even say good-bye.
Now, all we have to do is wait for the boys.
I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them.
Ηmm. Lovely.
Thank you!
How do you solve a problem like Emergent?
Brigitta could tell you about him, if you'd let her get close to you.
yes beryl wial? are you a waiter for the bratwurstery of waitresses? yes grandma waitr waits on matre d's for us in #waitandbepatientforyourturn mode.
Small and white
- Heil Hitler. - Uh, heil Hitler.
Layee-o-dl layee-o-dl lay-ee-o
It seems to be the will of God that you leave us.
Yes?
SO LONG, JULIE WE WILL MISS YOU
My brownshirts will show day zis ist Nazi Germany. Now get ze heck to ze festival
Ross is still gaaaaaay
can manage to play such awful tricks on people.
- I can't face him again. - Him?
I too, Reverend Mother.
Don't Free Back To -
5! 5! 1!
You may call me Captain.
More at home here than in Vienna...
NO FATTY
Good night, Baroness Schraeder. Good night, Father.
Please don't say a word about this to the captain.
And Uncle Max.
W F O D makes me laugh
And these, um, travel clothes that you're all wearing?
Never eat your soup quietly.
- Ηe's on his honeymoon. - I know that.
My heart wants to sigh like a chime that flies
We came back as fast as we could.
You, fraülein, will listen carefully.
What is this sin, my children?
- Let's at least be grateful for that. - Grateful?
When An Introvert Gets Invited to A Party
You and Georg are like family to me.
Well?
Innocent as a rose
- The St. Ignatius Choir? - Guess again.
It’s a wonderful idea. Fresh, original.
there are certain rooms in this house which are not to be disturbed.
- O-dl-ay-dee o-dl-ee - O-dl-ay-dee o-dl-ay
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
O-ho laydee-o-dl-ee-o
6! Windows Vista In Pie Explosion!
Totally unprepared am I
- Father.. - Hmm?
Then say it one more time. Maria RUX FUCKING MARIA VON TRAPP SOUND OF THUNDER
How do you solve a problem like Joe Manchin?
Not again, Father!
Sometimes I think back to that Maria makes me laugh that shit off! Fuck you, just fuck thunder,
I really am very, very much impressed.
Is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime...
I'm afraid our car will do you no good now.
You thought you wouldn't find a friend at the party.
or at least needs my money desperately.
Layee-o-dl layee o-dl-oo
Now I have to tell you a secret- I've never been a governess before.
Fine. Now we go for a little walk. This way.
Very well. Show me the berries.
It makes me want to cry.
You don't really belong to them.
And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things...
2! Two Pies Explosion!
You brought music back into the house
No, darling. This is one time it would not help.
- Turn around, please. - What?
Yes, Captain?
God bless ChatGPT
Ronnie makes me laugh
managing to keep a governess there.
And they are to take you personally to Bremerhaven tonight...
Ray, a drop of golden sun
You know, Max...
Nothing comes from nothing
Oh, what's the matter with me
- Elsa. - And where to go on our honeymoon?
You have? How much?
- Good-bye, children. - Please. Please.
Aw!
Nothing Comes From Nothing.... Nothing Ever could.....
Not at all. I'm a very charming sponge.
Do you think if I asked the captain tomorrow about the material...
Have you tried the barn? You know how much she adores the animals.
4! Fix Windows NT 4.0!
The perils of food prep!!
Oh, Maria!
You're only a boy.
- Good! - But it doesn't mean anything.
Not another move! I’ll shoot!
But it's terrible, Reverend Mother.
What I've heard before
- Father! Father!! - What? Is it your father?
What are we going to do?
What are you two trying to pull? Nothing. You don’t understand,
You have to face them.
You've got to hear from someone. You're never home long enough...
There you are!
A-B-C
You have a great capacity to love.
Of course you may, my darlings.
You may think this kind of adventure
- Well, I approve of that. How can you miss? - Far too easily.
I’ve got a sore finger. I don’t give a crap! We got bigger problems.
Telling you what to do
Margot, don't you know...
Oh, it's nothing. Just some local urchins.
What is it, you cunt face?
Well, maybe I do.
- You've got to. We have to see her. - She's our governess.