Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [ Groaning ] - [ Sassy ] Don't worry, Chance.
Cats rule and dogs drool.
I think we need to be realistic.
- Hurry! Come on! - Dig, dig. Dig, Chance, dig.
[ Shadow ] She just doesn't want to get wet. She can swim, she can.
I just got this coat cleaned! Okay, I don't understand this right now, because have you witnessed the waterfall scene from Homeward bound?
The savage beast spots his unsuspecting victim.
- Oh, that's cold. - It's easy, Sassy.
Who are you gonna get to watch over you?
- Atta girl, Sassy. - All right, this way, Thunderbutt!
MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER MESS WITH A TURKEY.
[GOBBLING] HELP! IT'S BIRDZILLA!
Ah, great. I suppose you know a better way.
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER EAT A MCNUGGET AGAIN! [GOBBLING]
I'm telling Mom what your stupid dog did!
All right, Sassy. We're nearly home. Come on--
[ Shadow ] Seesaw? Seesaw.
it's gonna come right down and ask you to eat it.
( Komainu barking )( Maneki Neko yowling ) ( crash )
[ Loud Howling ]
It's gentle here, Sassy. You could swim across.
Ugh! Ptui! Hasta la vista.
Peter, I want him to be able to go as much as you do.
- [ Bird Cawing, Wings Fluttering ] - [ Whining ]
[ Chance Snickering ] Cats are smarter than dogs, huh? Right.
into teeny, tiny little pieces, and I really--
Listen to me, the people here have promised to do everything they can.
- It's all your fault! - [ Laura ] Peter.!
What was that?
Nah, I'm just kidding. He said Sassy loves it there.
- Aah! Oh! Ugh! - [ Gobbling ]
- Get a life. Get nine of'em. - [ Chuckling ] It's true.
- Ow! Shadow! Shadow, please help me! - How'd he get out?
I had a family and I had found out that sacrifice...
Oh, I love you, Peter.
- Shadow? - Are you okay?
[ Roaring ]
- I just can't. - [ Whining ]
Yo-- You found them? That's great!
- [ Barking ] - I ain't goin'back.! No.! No way.!
[ Barking ]
My poor baby! Are you all right?
Now, you two coming or not?
The little boy,Jamie, was supposed to belong to me, but I didn't need anyone else.
Uh.! Look, the bones are buried next to thejungle gym.
I know what I'll do, I'll give him the look. [ Whining ]
"HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY." NOT ON YOUR LIFE, CHUBBY.
Like something's telling me to go back the other way.
I was beginning to think that maybe this time...
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- [ Sassy ] What is that? - You got me.
I'll prove it.
Come on, you're so close.
[GOBBLING] HELP! IT'S BIRDZILLA!
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER EAT A MCNUGGET AGAIN! [GOBBLING]
- I swear I'll never eat a McNugget again! - [ Gobbling ]
- I can't hear you. - Cats rule and dogs drool! Ya happy?
- Oh, help! Help! - Sassy's in the river, Chance.
I thought I better come along in case you two needed protection.
It's a dog!
[ Sassy ] He threw me in the big litter box!
- Come on. You gotta bounce it better than that, boy. - Peter takes it!
Yech! Green stuff!. Who eats this stuff?
- Your name? - Peter Burnford.
The Cat in the Hat
SORRY, FELLA. NOT FOR DOGGIES. FLYING MEAT!
You're my favorite boy in the world.
I-I don't see her, Shadow, do you?
Come back here. Hey, what about that hair?
we make up these reward posters and we put 'em up all over the city.
- Oh, go hawk up a hair ball. - Oh, yeah, that hurt. Ooh!
Well, there's Shadow. She's got brown eyes and black colored hair.
- You're a regular action figure. - Oh, it was nothing...
Uh... I now pronounce you husband and wife.
It bit me with it's butt!
So, big fella, what are you in for?
Now, sometimes it works,'sometimes it doesn't. But... it's a shot.
- Shadow! - He's here! Oh, I'm so happy!
- Stay right where you are. - What is it?
Home is just over that mountain. We'll be there before dark.
she wont she wont she wont she wont
Let's keep looking, Mom. They werejust here.!
Do you think it's easy for me to admit I can't do it?
[ Whimpering ] Oh, no! I'm stuck!
- They look like they're in deep. - Really deep.
- Shadow! Shadow! Shadow! Shadow! - What?
[ Barking ]
Did you know Peter used to slip me broccoli under the table?
Robin Hood & Maid Marian
- [ Barking ] - [ Growling ]
Oh, yeah. You two pampered pets haven't been out on the streets like I have.
I guess that means you're gonna be okay.
[ Raccoon Chattering ]
Uh! I hate fast food.