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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you talking about?
But there's mutton in there.
Hello?
Well, there's only one person I know who likes to strangle fat guys,
(CROWD CHEERING)
and I know there's a gingerbread house out here somewhere.
Yup.
(SCREAMING)
What the hell's wrong with you?
I got other news, too. One of the fat kids at camp got strangled!
## [ Tinkling Continues ]
Aw, come on, Chris. Your mother's right. This'll be good for you.
(BOYS SCREAMING)
Queen - The News of the World
I told you not to take him to that eating competition,
Peter, you know you're terrible at patter songs.
I want to get 'em checked,
this second one is blond...
No quién news at World
When I call your name, please respond.
Mmm, you smell like melted cheese.
Somebody strangled this fat kid.
Oh, Peter, you've got some pretty cool albums here.
elliot wake up
ANNOUNCER: We have a winner!
Peter, Chris is already overweight.
Oh, Chris, sweetie, I'm so glad you're here, safe and sound.
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