Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm an athlete. I've been through worse.

- I don't want to hurt you. - Hey, come here.

Like a diamond in the rough.

- Oh, is that-- is that-- - No.

- Thanks. - What floor?

Hey, are you gonna manage with the--

And then she writes back, uh, "love ya."

- No you're not. - Yes I am.

Can I just get my check and I'll go?

What are you talking about? Every Saturday?

Come on, broken windows.

I fucked your boyfriend.

♪ We are on the street ♪

Come on, Jess. Let me give you some cash.

- Which one? - Same.

"Get someone to fill in for you."

♪ we're on the floor ♪

You've got another woman that wants to bang?

Thank you. I was worried.

Take your seats. Let's see, was that the--

- No, me and Sandee. - Who the fuck is Sandee?

I live at 323 North Deerfield Road, Apartment 5.

No, I dug it. I mean what's not to like?

...but the tackling wasn't my favorite.

♪ Need a new love? ♪

You know, sometimes I think you underestimate

Who, you and your dick?

and you fucked him?

Oh. "Screwed" is fine.