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all of the years of emotion will just well up and...
That sounds great, yeah.
♪ I loved you from the moment that I saw you ♪
All right, you are on.
and grow my pit hair out, you know?
Say it again.
Hey, you know what,
It's ironic.
giving kids sweets is like giving them cigarettes.
You're funny.
No questions asked.
and competing with me for Instagram likes.
- he just opened up. - I'm so happy
♪ put yourself first for him. ♪
he comes home, you're in bed, naked.
Hey, you know why I really wanted to have a party?
Hi.
to your party in under 30 minutes.
Wait a minute.
They used to call me king of the spread.
who I, to this day,
♪ Put yourself first in a sexy way ♪
(Sobbing): I'm sorry.
No, um, not that.
Here's what I can offer:
Kudos. (Chuckles)
Even believe in me.
Nope.
Oh, my gosh, that's so sweet.
Uh, that's not a sexy smell.
- What do we say? - No, she's-she's stopping.
(Distorted, echoing): Wake up, honey. Wake up.
No, I... I paid for her.
All right.
I'll put some concealer on this.
Mmm.
Don't worry,
(Grunting)
Teach them about wage gaps,
when you know Valencia is off on one of her yoga retreats,
So, Josh said you wanted to help.
I paid for all the girls, actually.
uh, let's start with elbow tag.
A female empowerment program. Hear me out.
Let's circle back to the photo.
Girl power.
for the sun to go down a little bit.
"I like you a lot, Greg."
Well, you made one.
that I wrote to Josh our last day of camp.
is like an inch away from hiring a wedding band.
I've learned a lot
Boys are tough.
and stay at this park overnight.
Even though you know
Oof.
Maybe it's just me with my sweet, sweet skin.
and I punched you.
Like Kayla... you, for instance, have a real air of gravitas.
What does that mean?
No, this way.
I don't know if I want you going up with me
(Laughs) Welcome aboard.
This is dumb.
Woman: Do you need to crank your party up a notch?
My health insurance doesn't cover therapy,
You're Hector.
and read him this letter.
any country that you wanted to right now,
Can I, can I scoot in here? Can I scoot in here?
Do you want to get a wine cooler?
♪ but I feel like I could die of happiness ♪
internalized misogyny, slut-shaming, et cetera.
♪ to... me... ♪
but honestly, when we focus on men,
but my thought... my plan was...
Were you funny before?
I know a great recipe for organic bug juice,
This is awesome!
And I was like, "oh, my God,
we should be building each other up.
I admire that work ethic, Samantha.
At least send an emoji.
♪ Dear Joshua Felix Chan ♪
it's gonna be so beautiful, because I really think