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We've been hooking up for a few weeks, and I'm into it.
about being in 'Nam... It-it's quite confusing.
Uh...
(Camera clicks)
I'm not a... ma'am. Now's not the time.
that if you love somebody, she'll leave you.
- Amen. - She has been.
(Laughter continues)
I was thinking the same thing, like, ugh, you're so gross,
Nope. Nothing.
What? Of course I do. I believe that
You know, it's literally intended to be repellent.
I'll see you up there, Chan.
Are you kidding? Right?!
I think in the, uh, uh,
♪ you're my hero, I believe in you ♪
one day you will focus
I just want to be his friend, just like I want to be all of their friends.
- You mind if I take some with me? - Absolutely.
The classic game of tag with a twist.
And what a heavy burden we bear
passing up all those extra hours at work
(Squeaks)
Ma'am? Ma'am? Sophistic8ted, I think not.
I commit to this movie.
He should have been kissing you on your mouth.
Why else would she move here?
(Bell dings)
I know, right?
and could do a lot for all those
What?
(Snickering)
right here.
♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
♪ you make a difference in the world ♪
(Cackling)
Man: Ugh, that was worth at least three almonds.
There's still three more undercard fights.
♪ and your skin glistened in the sunlight ♪
but then I didn't do that, either.
♪ it's a wormhole ♪
You look like a cabbage patch kid.
- Ooh! - (Laughter)
Oh, she doesn't come.
Hey. Working on the perfect...
You sure you're okay?
So, uh, bye.
♪ they'll be like... Damn, you're hot ♪
(Laughing): Paula, I'm not...
♪ ♪
Selfie there.
- Several times. - Yeah.
(Indistinct chatter)
My charm and my wit?
- ♪ she's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - What? No, I'm not.
Oh, no, I can't rest. I came here for one thing.
(Door opens)
- No, she's coming. - (Mumbling)
You are the new director of female empowerment.
You're the only one who gets me.
- It's better this way. - We have too many differences.
You called me. You said, "I will work for super cheap.
Um... it kind of looks like
And he tagged me in the picture.
Uh, it wasn't real coffee.
We would love for you to get involved.
Free man. No one tying me down.