Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Put yourself first, girl, worry about yourself ♪

Well, great. Okay, so if I give you money, I can come to camp?

I really don't like this woman-on... look at me.

- Dude. - What?

to keep almonds in your pocket at all times

- Yes. - I'd really like to see you again.

(Rebecca screams)

You always support me in who I am.

♪ they'll be like, "damn you're hot... want to make out?" ♪

- What's up? - Oh, you must be the dude that overslept.

♪ Dear Joshua Felix Chan ♪

His name is Phil. (Laughter)

Oh, my... oh, my God,

and I'm just gonna get in.

You're just so nice for doing that camp program every year,

You have a home-schooled look.

The word "ovary" derives from the

(House music playing)

(Whispers): Did you eat him?

♪ put yourself first for him ♪

(Chuckles) I am not.

Can we just watch the veneer, ladies?

Next thing I know, he's on a waterslide with some skank.

- It's called "Grooves." - Oh, yeah?

Rebecca: It's gonna be so perfect, Paula.

I shouldn't be here.

No. I don't want you to do that.

We never got those.

It's like, stuff like that...

- She stopped. - That's fine.

Wow, Becks, you look cool.

Ooh, thanks so much.

We should spend more time

Oh, yeah, I need some good ones. My LPPs are down.

No. No, no, no.

She played a sexy barista on Last Man Standing

(Chuckles) But I can blow it off.

Like you don't understand me or...

for my discount at the taco place.

That was their time.

(Laughs) Hey-o! Ah!

And listen to me, a kiss on the cheek means...

So, do you, do you want me to read it?

Heaven forbid you have to use leaves.

And you didn't move once.

Or he'll lock you in the box.

And I feel so sad

♪ one day I was crying a lot ♪

when we have kids and they say, "why don't we have shoes?"

so I also know that everyone leaves you with a wet bathroom.

Actually, she's not happy I'm going.

So I decided to burn it,

She's an actress in L.A. now, did you know that?

(Crying): Why are you so mean to me?

Was it sad to say good-bye?

- Mm-hmm. - We got it.

At least you have a crush on a guy like Josh.

(Laughs) D-dawg.

and small right now.

Yeah, well, I'm trying,

You know what? I'm gonna be...

I love this camp.

not like the douche bags in L.A.

Like, I should read Gloria Steinem

It's a weird name for your boobs.