Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was the vice president of the post office.

We had to abandon ship.

That's the best you got?

..two zeros, never seen that before.

I earned it with 34 years of misery.

I can't believe I'm gonna be a

Close to 80 percent.

Yeah, well, we've been seeing a lot of this lately.

DK, on a Monday?

Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

How many people do you lose on a normal cruise? 30, 40?

Before you go, did you talk to Newman about getting that mail out?

The guy was stabbed.

All right. Good, good.

That's it. That's it.

...she just couldn't take it anymore, or...?

They botched my vasectomy.

And what's worse, he has a nagging cough.

-See you. -Wait a minute, Newman.

So, Clarence, how about...

Well, you're not going near this hooligan anymore.

-We went out on one date. -Okay, yeah, sure, whatever you say.

When your crush sees your rental car

Oh, fork in the forehead.

Listen, I want you to get the mail out of my storage unit.

But he's a dog. You need to see a real doctor.

...but sometimes it says, Photographs: Do not bend.

-Gotta give her a call. -She's out.

...if he can arouse that kind of passion.

I'm hobbled. I don't think I can do my route.

What's more important?

It's working already.

an alliance? an alliance.

Ya know, we gotta see all this too.

No, no, no. No mailboxes for me.

Come on. Come on. Yeah.