Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...especially when he drinks orange juice.

I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.

Now get the hell out of here.

They gotta kill a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog, all on the same day.

I'll be stuck in this apartment building forever.

-Bit you? -We had an argument about me...

I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely.

It's too big for your body.

Boy, he didn't know what he was up against.

You're giving up that easy? I usually do.

Capshaw was convicted of 1st degree murder and robbery in 1974

you got a big head

Frank I'm Cold!! order a hot dish

I'm still collecting checks, I'm just not delivering mail.

You're a disgrace to the Seinfeld Fanatics.

I guess I should get moving on this, huh?

What are the symptoms?

I feel a draft. Let's change tables.

He says mean things you don't mean...

-Come on. Just sit down. -No, Jerry. What--?

-Transfer? -To Hawaii.

It’s the excrement of bats and sea birds used as fertilizer

You know what? They don't have batteries here.

Ya know, we gotta see all this gay porn too…

That is not the point.

You know You’re still in the group

Tyson eased into the ring like an old man into a nice warm bath. No offense

JCF's response to ZLA asking how many aircraft they can take through

So he's keeping the apartment. He doesn't deserve it, though.

NSGFY is a disgrace to the Seinfeld community.

You're the man.