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-This is a seminar. -MAC: Go Birds, though.
She did. I-It wasn't very good, though.
-[audience murmuring] -Ah... W-Well, now, actually, that is true.
are capable of being sexually harassed.
Well, they're not thatgreat.
-You're the doorman. -Right.
W... Charlie, would you tell him?
"I can't be ugly, and-and it doesn't matter,
Now, I know what you're thinking.
-Could I? -No. -[clock ticking faster]
No! Dee. No.
this particular group, so I tell you what--
There are no "good seats." Where are you going?
You're a monster.
Oh! Here comes the boss man.
How many points do we need?
Maybe try a different scenario. Thanks, gents.
CHARLIE: Come on, hurry up, guys. I want to get a good seat.
but it actually increases your risk.
would a woman really-really text that, Dennis?"
100% of men are capable of being sexual harassers.
but women are on a little bit of a rampage right now
Wha... No, Alan, we do this kind of stuff all the time.
it's the employee who's talking to the boss
He's not getting the whole big picture, right?
It's this damn climate.
I got to get one of them, man. Nice.
This is a Daily Email Still GO BIRDs
I was very intimidated by her larger frame.
I got the documents to prove it, so don't try coming at me.
DENNIS: Hold on a second there.
Oh yeah? Prove it.
-What year was that photo taken? -No, no, no.
[bell dings]
ALAN: So, in this room
of unsafe places for women.
Point is, know your place, monster man. Your time's up.
I'm gonna make you so proud.
You got to clean up your act. Otherwise, you're going down,
It's a win-win situation for everybody,