Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[crowd murmuring] -What?
Now, can anyone tell me what the boss did wrong there?
They got nothing on me past '92, tops.
worried about weird shit with women, it's you, bro.
Yes, some men are, uh, well,
-and it was sort of my instinct. -That was amazing.
That is 11% body fat. Now, the only place you're gonna...
uh, based right here in Philadelphia.
-Frank! Don't tell her that. -Okay, don't panic.
I don't know if you noticed,
Oh, well, don't bring me into th...
You can continue now.
15 years later, when she needed a baby, like,
Yeah, okay, cool. He's in charge.
[trio chanting backwards]
-Oh, "MeToo." -Very good.
There's really only one thing that determines
Now, you may ask, "Well...
Y-You know, 'cause, for... She doesn't realize
-Oh, yeah, I can see that. Yeah. -So, you know.
I have some experience running, uh,
Everything is graded by points, right?
One of the ugly ones. You're lanky, and your hair's--
Yeah, how many points do we need to score
-[clock ticking] -But no, you're-you're not.
Their phones did.
To get a drink, I suppose.
because I'm gay."
-Oh, God. -You had sex with Dee?
-Sorry. -[chuckles] You really know your history.
Point is,
This man walks into work one day,
because this is hypothetical, and he didn't say t-that...
-We're good. We're good. -Yeah, we're okay.
Now imagine the same sentence spoken by this man
I promise you there will be no further interruptions.
Yeah. He mumbled his lines.
-Not in this climate. -Right.
but I don't harass anybody, so why am I here?
Look, Kate, uh, you two are clearly
Just don't say or do anything.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Which one of you just grabbed my ass?
Please tell Alan that I did not assault you.
you work out. It's never gonna change that fact.
So you're asking yourself, "What can I do to save myself now?"
-DENNIS: Oh, yeah. -Huge.
-[chuckles] -Well, guess what, pal?
little educational seminars like this,
I saw it in the bathroom. I sought it out.
You're a sad, pathetic wretch of a man, Steve Huffman