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-So who could tell me... -DEE: [clears throat] Hey.

You guys should be really worried.

I mean, not this guy 'cause the boss sucks at telling jokes.

Did it make you-make you feel small?

pretty steeply downward as your ugliness increases.

He's following her home from work, uh,

Well, goddamn it.

You see, a construction worker, he can can catcall women

And so, take in the information, but don't take it personally.

It's possible. Yes.

-a women's shelter, he banged her. -ALAN: Sorry.

And I want to begin today by addressing the reason

we're going to be talking about harassment

No, I'm blaming Frank. He's been staring at your boobs

what I-what I did to her wasn't harassment

so why don't I take over for a little bit?

-Yeah, I'll say. -I-It... I re-I regret every second of it,

-Well... -Why would she say that's an assault?

Uh, no, sorry. I mean in the scenario.

-[clock ticking] -Well, no, women can be ugly,

I know it's not myfault, you know?

Uh, got to make some calls. Shit.

Just a big dumb flightless bird.

Hun…I’m on the phone…see?

I don't know. I bought her a Camaro. No,

we don't really have any history of misbehavior at Paddy's Pub.

Look, just sit here and do nothing.

Oh, put her on the list.

this whole time. Still doing it.