Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THANK YOU.
I WAS A LITTLE-- I WAS A LITTLE CRAZY.
LOOK, SHE'S UNDRESSING EVERY MAN IN THE BAR
HE'S GORGEOUS. HE'S JUST AS YOU DESCRIBED HIM.
HE'S VICIOUS!
LISTEN, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS
STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT, HEATHER!
I JUST SAW IT TODAY.
SEE WHAT?
AND I HAVE A SPECIAL RECIPE TO TRY--
NO, MA'AM. I'M SORRY.
DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM."
LISTEN, I KNOW WOMEN.
WELL, THAT'S OUR LITTLE PUB.
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
HEATHER AND I WERE BEST FRIENDS IN FOURTH GRADE.
HE WAS IN A CAGE WHEN THEY BROUGHT HIM IN.
WILL YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM YOUR REAL FEELINGS?
ABOUT THIS DRESS. I JUST BOUGHT IT TODAY.
IN SUCH A SENSELESS SLAUGHTER, I--
HEY, SAM? YEAH?
YOU'D HAVE TO BE RICH, TOO.
OH, HEATHER.
YEAH. AHEM.
O.K., WELL, HERE WE GO.
OH, YOU HIT IT OFF GREAT.
[WOOF WOOF]
W-WAIT A MINUTE.
HERE, TAKE A BITE OFF THE END OF THIS.
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, SAM.
HAR HAR.
HOPE YOU DIDN'T HAVE SPAGHETTI FOR LUNCH.
WHAT OTHER NICKNAME?
YEAH, I THINK SAMMY'S ONTO SOMETHING HERE.
BACK TO WORK.
NOW WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
WELL, THE SOONER WE BEGIN,