Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.

Stop it. The judge will see you.

There's a bunch of them! And a summons.

Another Rob Roy, Bishop?

It's the big rub.

ok so we're at the park shooting baskets we were getting along then all of a sudden kins jumps onto me and bites my ear and breaks my charm. and i blead so bad. and $289999999 she still owes me. is saying "oh look i slam dunk and shine nice jewellery and say "ah!"" but i just--goodbye! case dismissed! your honor i had-bye! parties are excused you may step out.

He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny.

Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.

That must be the tea.

Sit down, Danny.

America on the prospect of president Sanders or Warren following Trump:

We have a pond in the back. a pond party would be better.

Are you going to eat your fat?

Why, you son of a b$&@?! I’ll fix you!

Hey, Jesse Wayne! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot!

...so I won't have to feel guilty.

Just for a goof:

what are you doing this sunday? how bout you mow my lawn

I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help.

It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying.

Al, if you keep busting your hump 16, 20 hours a day...

You're not a man, you're a Tugboat for God's sake!

Hey, where's the bar? Let's have some drinks here.

Cullin joins the Signal App

Wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Tye?

Will you get serious?

...because all I do is cut lawns for a living.

Are you kidding? You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium?

Hey Moose! Rocco! Help John remember his LTA QC

The heavy stuff

- What are you doing this Sunday? - I...

No, actually, I'm a rich millionaire.

Let’s pretend... We’re real human beings

It's a good idea. Next time be more careful!

Waiting for Piet To check if the stock is in

I can't believe Abbotts closed because of some rain maybe

How do you measure yourself against other golfers? By height.

THEY'RE GONNA LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

Is that it? I think it is!

I ain't paying 50 cents for no Coke. Well, the you ain't getting no coke!

Put on some weight, will ya?

I ain’t payin no 50 cents for no Mexican c

Don't sell yourself short, Mark You're a tremendous Slouch

Man in a boat overboard.

He’ll quit the game

Sorry... Hope you can forgive me

I feel like a 100 dollars.

...but it's acupuncture.

...you could open a curtain, I could get right through that window, I guess.

This is it! It's the Title!

Me and Lew Saturday

So you’ve got that going for you, which is nice

Don’t sell yourself short, Mazz. You’re a tremendous slouch.

How about a Fresca?

A lot of people don’t even know what that is

I want you to kill every gopher

Cause it’s nobody’s goddamn business how many drinks he’s had already

No. St. Copius of, uh, Northern...

Man... free to kill gophers at will.

I was hired to be a firefighter Yeah well ems needs bodies too

No, no. Dolphin.

That was right where you wanted it.

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir And hockey never goes under

Hey Rocco, help Eric find his wallet I think he owes you for a bet too

There'll be no PTI adjustment today but, when you die, on your deathbed,you'll have a good story

Judge Smails invited me at the club.

Eric, why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?

You will get nothing and like it!

You're not leaving this house until we settle the college thing!

I got rid of all social media and joined AR15.com So I got that going for me, which is nice

Campaign Of The Living Dead

I guess I don't.

Okay. Drop anchor!

Can I have a word with you? In private.

Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it?

you’re a good egg dennison i appreciate it

Hey Moose, Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook, will ya?

On the good side!

Well, the world needs shitposters too!

I was hoping to squeeze in nine holes before this rain starts.

That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre...

I Christen Thee.

That would work. I'm going to call you if I need that help.

Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!!!!!

Of all the nerve!

Hey Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a cemetery. Come on!

...and all his weight is on his right foot...

“Well, I guarantee you’ll never be a gold member here”

Waiting for the TRUTH!

Golfing in the rain

NICK FRANCU? GREAT GUY

"Good afternoon, Sir. What--" "BOURBON!" "Yes, Sir. Would you like that straight--" "BURBON!!!

I'd keep playing I dont think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while

I want to bounce on your hairy stomach and thick cock Go easy.......I've a tournament tomorrow.

BlaBlaBla Just shut up and stroke my stomach and belly!

Hey, we're both starving. When do we eat?

That’s a peach hon!

Then you... ain't gettin' no coke

Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there...

Lets face it. Some Teams....

You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs?

You’ll run Eberron and like it!

Don’t you have homes?

Oh, I don't keep score, Judge.

I should have stayed home and played with myself.

Is this a family business, or what?

Moose, Rocco, help Hausman find his checkbook…

I almost got head from Bunny Lebowski

The mans a menace!!

Moose, Rocco, help Hausman find his checkbook…

I'm looking at you. You wore yellow so you could hide.

She's been plucked More times than the rose of Tralee

Put me down for five Ok, maybe just one plus one for an undergrad

Ask Mott. He’ll tell you. Check just bought more property

...went to war together, played golf together.

Can I get a ruling on this?

Well, the world needs foot soldiers, too.

You're a little monkey woman

Hooray for the Douglasses!

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

He's got a beautiful back swing. That's... oh! He got all of that one!

Check me if I'm wrong, Chris, but if I kill all the Matts,

Honey, if he doesn't have something lined up by September...

Yeah, he's a good boy.

I think the Cubs are restricted so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?

You're like a three-year-old!

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for awhile

How about a little something, you know, for the effort?

hey nasa, how 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the effort?

"Yo, Rocco, Louie!" "Help Mitch make the right decision."

I've never done that.

There's a lot of... well, badness in the world today.

Gambling is illegal at Hudson Valley, Sir And I never slicd

Why, just ask my grandson Mott. He and I are regular pals.

Hey Ben! It’s my buddy!

I have a number of tees in my hand. Your Honor, odd or even?

Right Wingnuts: Is it safe to go out and play?? Trump: I'd keep playing, I dont think the heavy stuff is coming down for awhile.

My boat needs exactly $20,000 worth of repairs.

May I escort you out, ma'am?

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Lou raised the price of coke He’s been losing at the track

Happy Birthday Bill! Youll get nothing and like it!

...my roommate.

Hey Moose, Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook, will ya?

Hey, tiger, here. Keep it fair, will you?

You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.

HE'D QUIT THE GAME.

Nobody likes a tattletale... except, of course, me.

Oh, there's my phone!

Doomsday preppers be like, "I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile"