Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, it looks good on you, though

Hey Ime, when you meet Kyrie... don't tell him you're Jewish, okay

You’ll get nothing

I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but...

OK, maybe just one and one extra

in conclusion, INTERNATIONAL WATERS!

I'm a veg, Danny.

Do you know we're giving another caddy scholarship this year?

What kind of grades do I need for this Caddy Scholarship deal?

MR BIDEN Your ball is right over here, sir...

Democrats & Liberals are evil Just a corrupted party that want to keep committing crimes

Night-putting... Just Putting at night.

...but the man worthwhile is the man who can smile...

People don't say things about you. As far as you know.

THERE IS NO GOD!! #STUPID

Look at it. That's the gopher.

...I bet, are you, huh?

Well, maybe one drag, then I've got to go.

...and I'd like to ask at this time...

I'm not talking. Stop talking.

Correct me if I'm wrong

They said I should be a fire-watcher.

I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro.

My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.

How do you measure yourself against other golfers? By height!

HARRY HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOW MY LAWN?

All right! You've got it!

...I'm going to ask Tom Burdick to put him on at the lumber yard!

Danny saw me naked!

How do you measure yourself against other skiers? By Height

We just bought property behind the Great Wall…on the good side!

You really enjoy rubbing stomachs don't you? Yes. That's why I'm showing you my stomach now!

...but when you die on your deathbed...

This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!

...this dude's hole and crawl around for a few days.

Turn off all the sound.

So Darrin Is Out. We’ll Take Danny Noonan

Well, I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here!

Pretty pathetic, Ty.

We’re playing in the stag today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang

Oh god that’s all I need

Desperate times require desperate measures Billy Billy Billy

Ray Dalio Molests Collies

Oh, it looks good on you, though.

I'd keep playing

I know why you came here tonight.

Alright! Place your bets,place your bets! I bet Cyndie...

Then you ain't getting no brunch!

For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do.

Don’t sell yourself short

I got the wordle in two today So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.

night swimming... just swimming at night.

Gopher, raccoon same same

what do you say AAAAAAAAL?

Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!

Don't sell yourself short Bernie... You're a tremendous slouch.

Happy Birthday Danno! You'll getting nothing at like it

This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off...

Hold on, son. Are you trying to make time with my best girl?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK "BUBBLES" McGEE

Are you religious or something?

A lot you fucking know, D'Annunzio!

Moose, Rocco, help Wayne take the survey.

Then you ain’t getting no AQ!

Don’t worry about this one, Everton. If you lose, we’re relegated.

You know, clubs, bags, shoes...

By the way, how does your penis slide up onto your stomach like that so quickly? I'm a member of the Magic Circle.

There are more important things than grades. Like winning the SSCC Jr. Golf Championship.

$1,000 you won't send that to Sarno

then you don't know someone who works at toys for bob

Yes, Yes. Winter rules.

Are you kidding? When I was your age,

Hey Rocco, moose, Help Steve find his checkbook

My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!

Sonya Henie is out !

Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help Manchin Find his Democrat membership card.

Man... free to kill tirkey at will.

Albert Einstein gave me this.

You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium?

What! Are we waiting for these guys?

Of course. You're the young man who wants to be in the Senate.

Really? Are you going to Harvard?

Hey Wang. I think Italy is restricted. So don’t tell them you’re Jewish. Okay?

Hey! Can you make a bullshark?

I was born to love you.

Help Wayne take the survey

Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help the man find his vaccine card.

She's been plucked more times than the rose of Tralee.

What about my asthma?

I like you Betty R100, sir

Hey moose, Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook!

...take it home and just get stoned...

why you son of a bitch i’ll fix you

Well, the world needs shitposters too!

SGCC has a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.

BK Turf is my kinda business

And be . . . . . . The apple

MATT'S CHARACTERS! THOSE SILLY LITTLE MEME GUYS!

yes beryl sial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes beware the evil eye!

Well... We're waiting.

They're all selling? Then buy!

You must have been something before electricity, huh?

That's right. The only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it!

I’ll give you asthma

I always dreamed of being a Mutual of Omaha customer…

I WANT A PHOENIX SQUAD.

Well I ain’t paying $75M for no 6-4.

Hey, look at that!

How come you're here?

He was night-putting. Just putting at night...

Chip and Putt a GO? I DON'T THINK THE HEAVY STUFF IS GONNA COME DOWN FOR QUITE AWHILE

I don't want to see another caddy body in this pool!

He was night-jogging. Just...jogging at night.

Don't play games with me.

You’re Waiting?

Cannonball Coming!

And I say, Hey! Lama!

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers

Well, I ain’t paying no $200 for no Tool ticket!!

Hey Archer!!! Where's your hat???

No, I don't want to stick to anything in here.

...pumping about 15,000...

I ain't paying 50 cents for no Coke. Well then YOU ain't getting no Coke!

What do you say, Ty?

Hey Wang, I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?

And that's all she wrote

Here you are, kid. Park my car. Get my bags.

Hey, save me a toke!

Hey Frank Mac....

"What a body !!!!"

Don't worry about this one You miss it, we lose

Where did it go? Right in the lumber yard

Spaulding! Get dressed. You're playing golf today.

This is the worst-looking bet I ever saw

Well, you two look like a couple of boobies

Hey, we're all set to go. You know my friend here, don't you?

That's good, isn't it?

I want the entire world scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!

Gentlemen, I'd like to ask at this time if you agree to waive all sanction against said referee...or anything that might get me fired.

I'm calling the police!

I bet you slice it into the woods! A hundred bucks!

Do you take drugs Danny?

Gender Identity

Yes, sir! I'm your pal!

...if you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.

Sure thing, Judge.

Stop thinking. Let things happen...

NO, THE NIGHTSISTERS.

You got a pool over there?

What seems to be the problem?

Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier!

I guess you don't!

- No plans. - Great!

Don’t forget the tools tomorrow. You’re heads greenskeeper

Would you like a drink? Tuna Colada, perhaps?