Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How do you measure yourself with other humans? By height
The last thing any of us need right now...
Oh, how about the grand you owe me, huh?
Don't sell yourself short, scott you're a tremendous slouch
I'll be the head greenskeeper...
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice
That kangaroo just stole my ball!
And he called me a baboon. Thinks I'm his wife.
Oh. I'm sorry, but then I'm afraid you can't come.
Patrick Queen molests collies
Why you son of a b$&@“ I’ll fixyou!
I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile
The world needs ditch diggers too
I could put some stick-um on there for you. It's my fault.
I Like You Betty Danny, sir.
What time you due Back in Boys Town?!?
Don't sell this incompetence short... ...it can be both haphazard AND erratic.
How much is that?
bark like a dog
Buy a hat like this bet you get a free bowl of soup
hELLO, MR. BEAVER! IT'S ME, HAROLD LEGGETT!
Whaddaya say, Al???
Is this spring? This isn't spring, is it?
I want the entire office Scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected
After a day of job searching
He is breaking the law!
I smell varmit poontang
Happy Birthday!
You’ll get cheese and like it
We better start moving.
Hey! Great!
Pay no attention to that bush moving around there by that tree.
Are you gonna eat your day?
AyeTyTurnitUp
That orange spray tan looks good on you though…
Response to Democrat debate
Oh, I'm hot today!
Now, what the devil!
"Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!"
MATT'S *CHARACTERS*! THOSE SILLY LITTLE MEME GUYS HE MAKES!
Let's not mess the place up. We can handle this in private.
Want some?
Me winning isn't! You do!
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
This is a hybrid. This is a cross bluegrass,
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Fifty bucks the mahomes kid picks his nose.
Oh, he doesn't keep score, sir.
if you ever want to rap or just get weird with somebody
people don't say that about you as far as you know
Don't sell yourself short, Matt. You're a tremendous slouch.
Could be in the market... or on a game show.
Hey! Can you make a bullshot?
Colored boy?
You have worn out your welcome, sir!
Why don't you give the St. Copius Scholarship people a call?
Hey Dave
...beautiful girl with a great body.
"I think she is a nice girl." "See! A lot of people think so, too."
You go ahead. It looks fine to me.
This is a hybrid
...I have to think like an animal. And whenever possible...
The man is a menace!
How was what?
He’s Breaking the Law!
We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you.
The world needs ditch diggers too
I think you know why you're here.
I Like you Betty It's Danny, Sir
you konw i've often thought of becoming a golf club
I tell you, I never saw dead people smoke before!
No, I deserved it. I've been acting like a jerk.
Sure you don't need me for nothing?
Come on out, Noonan!
Is that so? Who made you Pope of this dump?
Gentlemen, we all know this is illegal and against club practice...
The judge would like to see a caddy named Danny Noonan...
Hey Archer… Where’s your hat???
Let me tell you a little story.
Me winning isn’t. You do.
Quit the game
Why don't you just scamper along now?
The best game of my life!
I have an account with huckberry
Colored boy? Why you son of a bitch I’ll fix you!
Why, this whole place sucks!
I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while
fuck kowe fuck you
Yes. I was getting really tired Of having fun all the time
all i'm hearing is "bribing beer judges" oh autocorrect, i meant tracing der grudges! that'll teach me for using a young adult hearing aid!
If you want to be replaces by robots… keep it up
Silver wings upon their chest...
mold
Put your best man on it
You'll get nothing, and like it!
I’D KEEP DRINKING. I DON’T THINK THE HEAVY STUFF IS GONNA COME DOWN FOR QUITE AWHILE.
SO WE'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR US, WHICH IS NICE
Let's play golf!
Don't sell yourself short
And put your clothes back on, my dear!
Hey Mr raccoon… you there???
Bless this ship and all who sail on her.
You’ll go to bigs and like it!
Give me this. Take it easy, will you, Ty?
Excellent round, son!
Hey, waiter, here. This is for you, all right?
So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me?
Jim Woeste - club champion
I Guess The Kidding Around Is Pretty Much Over, Huh.
You know I've often thought of becoming a wookie dick
I see it in court every day.
This looks like it could be gravy.
Spalding, this calls for the old Philly Barule...
He was a funny guy.
Who’s your decorator? Benihana?
Exclusively for both C.S. & Bushwood’s Members
Can I have a word with you Eric? In private.
I don't believe it... Really?
Bill Kelly!! I'm going to put it right on the line.
Noonan you can do it!
There it is!
Oh, I might, at that.
Five on Mr. Czek.
...you own a popcorn farm!
A lot of people don’t even know what that is
Then you ain’t getting no Coke…
I don't believe anybody's home.
It's my problem. I can handle it.
Ha!! Ha!! Ha!!
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
I’m a veg Danny
I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is going...
Four or five.
Just growl if you need anything
Rub my stomach
Hey! You scratched my Fence
Are you serious
Only 4 Employees? Then you don't get no Coke!
He's not going to work at the lumber yard!
Back 40 Beer Garden Rules NO BARE FEET
They are very young....... But I can tease them and make them come on my stomach!!!
I'm going to law school, too.
Ahhh...... two
The Dalai Lama, himself.
Hey Moose, Rocco. Help Hoser find his checkbook
Who are you? SJ? I dunno!
Goodness...
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake.
I’d keep playing
I want you to kill every gophers
Hope it's ok that I didn't get you anything! You'll get nothing and like it!
Oh..my Bone Spurs! They're Broken
You tell Bobcat I’m gunning for him.
Fuz
Is that so? Who made u Pope of this dump?
...weren't actually all that outstanding.
At least we’ve got that going for us …which is nice
Danny is an employee of the club. He can't work and play particularly in something as illegal as this!
BOURBON! Bour-bon!!!
I wanna be good
THERE IS NO GOD
...and you've got the stock market beat...
Yes I can feel your penis........ And it's giving me butterfles in my stomach so do your duty!!
I’d keep playing
You’ll get nothing and like it.
If Doug Wonna is as good as he says he is, he's got to play me to prove it!
Hey there. So what brings you to this nape of the woods...wape of the neck?
HEY YOU SCRATCHED MY ANCHOR
I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner...
How many cokes?
...a flute with no holes is not a flute...
Poor Caddying