Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Hey whitey! Where’s your pants?!
Don't Tell Them You're Jewish, Okay?
I guess the kidding around is pretty much over, huh?
hat alert
It's the best, man. I got it from a Biden
Smoking Grass
Heave off!
Hes not a member Hes not a member
We're waiting!
About the Iowa democratic caucus results I have to laugh
Bark like a dog! I will teach you the meaning of the word respect!
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Doody!
george i told you don't burn the bags with two trolleys you sweetheart reow! boing good riddance faye i told you i won't get married to you ever again!
You ain't got it today, Noonan.
Don’t sell yourself short Kimball Your a tremendous slouch
What spelling did you use?
Bark like a dog! I will teach you the meaning of the word respect!
carl spackler
NICK WAS ALWAYS FOND OF PLAYING WITH SQUIRRELS
Anyway, the good Lord would never disrupt the...
I think I have enough butter now.
Are you my pal?
Can I use your phone? I have a call.
All right! Okay!
Be the balloon.
Don’t you have jobs?
Okay! I guess we're playing for keeps now.
Your uncle molests collies…
This you and me You still have a chance
i've got an idea let's pretend we're real human beings
...chinch bugs. You know...
I’d keep training.
...and who are you going to be today?
You've had it, Noonan! Come on, open this door!
Be your future
Bishop Pickering, Dr. Beeper, this is my niece, Lacey Underall.
I’ve often thought of Becoming a golf club
...and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.
and give me a box of those naked lady nock's.
...or I'll be looking for a new greenskeeper! Is that clear?
I don't understand it! I'm playing the worst game of my life!
Desperate times require desperate measures Billy Billy Billy
Have you heard the latest one...
no, a child tax refund.
people dont say that about you, as far you know.
Ahoy, polloi. What did you just come from, a Scotch ad?
Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy.
So we got that going for us
Let's go into the... patio.
An underachiever.
Ralph
You’ll have 2 lines and like it!
Cut that off!
Don't sell Yale short, SOV They are tremendous slouches
if you ever want to rap or just get weird with somebody
Well I aint payin no 2 dollars for no coke
That's my brother! Give me a hand.
No. You're in for half of a life time of elk hunting
Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, you know that?
Both of them.
...that makes things happen...
Correct me if I'm wrong
AHOY POLLOI!
hey… what time are you due back in boy’s town?
You shave your ass!
Have you tried drugs?
I've got to get inside...
I demand satisfaction
Abbott...
There she is!
Good lord What has this buffoon done now
I want the white tail odds, no the elk odds, I want the moose odds. I want the bighorn odds
Son of a bitch.
I Don't Want To See Another Caddy Body In This Pool!
Well, you can forget about the 13th and the practice green.
Aaron rodgers’ ny jets debut
Secret of life It’s not about the money, but how much you laugh!
I'll be right back.
You’ll get Sierra Nevada and like it
YOU THINK YOU"RE FUCKING COOL DANNY!!
Caddyshack!
That must be the tea
Hey, waiter, here. This is for you, all right? Oh! Captain Hook!
...or anything that might get me fired.
Hey mike This place is restricted. Don’t tell them you’re Italian
Which is nice.
My dad... never liked you.
You're a little monkey woman
I've got a more important job for you.
Don't worry. It's good luck.
I’d keep shooting I don’t think the heavy stuff is coming down for quite some time
you just farted 4####$4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Hold on, Danny. I think I let you have, what, $2.50 yesterday?
This crowd is going deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere.
There are more important things than grades
Nitrogen Ya know
...because his weight displacement goes back...
...looks like he's got about an 89.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
I'd keep trading
They always need bodies in the squad
Okay, Pookie, do the honors.
Yes Yes Winter Rules
Hello, Mr. Beaver! It's Me, Mr. Squirrel.
I CHRISTEN THEE THE OTHER DAN
DOG FOOD? I'll show her dog food!
I didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to him.
Don't you people have homes?
You get rid of those gophers...
You! Angie! Pick up that blood.
Don’t sell yourself short, McD You’re a tremendous fool
You want to make $14 the hard way?
What is this? Hell's Angels?
Judge! Come on, let's be adults here!
Ask Claire. She’ll tell ya
For not being pregnant!
You're a good egg, Noonan
Sorry about this mess. Let me just clean up here.
Certainly, Your Eminency.
Do you know what the Lama says?
Well, I have been pushed.
I bet they'd love a great shopping mall right here!
Okay! You can owe me!
There it is.
And this is your saliva line.
Why, this whole record sucks!
I tell you, country clubs and cemeteries...
Where’s our GD trophy Losers
You’re on, you’re on!
Spaulding can play out eight holes.
Hey walker, where’s your watch?!
Happy Birthday Brenden
Right on the beach
You're one of the lowest members of the food chain...
I'll just do the same thing, but with gophers.
You try it, Danny.
I was
I'm Playing With Check Today And This Is My Guest, Mott.
I’ve often thought about becoming a golf club
Listen, as soon as you guys get...
I can see he's out, numb nuts!
Couldn't we just arm wrestle or something?
I WANT TO FIGHT FIRST ORDER.
Put me down for five.
Hey Moose, Rocco, help Wayne find his cell phone
...to look like one.
I'm christening my new sloop.
Petros and Money
THAT KANGAROO STOLE MY BALL!
Wait up, girls. I've got a salami I've got to hide.
I'm sure going to try, sir.
Don’t sell yourself short! You’re a tremendous slouch
DO YOU TAKE DRUGS, DANNY?
That Kangaroo Stole My Ball!!
You're a little monkey woman. You're lean...
Can you give me a ruling on this?
That girl. Listen, I'd put that idea right out of your mind.
We'll just get married.
...I would expect. Don't you think?
Noonan... you can do it!
Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!
I Think This Place Is Restricted, So Don't Tell Them You' know Kilmer, Okay?
After yesterday I’m afraid it is
Rub my stomach
Whatever you decide.
I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties.
And that's all she wrote.
People don't say things about you. As far as you know.
Hey! My buddy!
People say I'm an idiot or something...
The buyback window is OPEN
There is no God!
I'd keep playing Dan
My Dad...Never Liked You
Well, thanks for nothing!
So call the hospital...
What's your address You got a pool over there?
I told you never to call me on the golf course! What's that? Then sell!
You've been acting psychotically lately.