Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to meet Bill Schick. He's clerking for me this summer...
It's like going to bullfights on acid
The amazing stuff about this...
I owe you nothing!
I want a server. No, a switch. I want a firewall I want an IDS.
This is registered. Carl Spackler's Bench.
I have an account with huckberry
Mister Scholarship Winner?
BRIAN!! get your foot off the boat!
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
You want your driver? No. He's not my type.
I Like You Betty
Biggest Whore on 5th Ave I’m told
Don’t sell yourself short You’re a tremendous fool
Who’s your decorator? Benihana?
...these are men, America's best.
So she’s got that going for her… which is nice.
Hold on, Judge! That's my office. I better get going.
Let's not... cave in too easy, huh?
How do you measure yourself with other golfers?
All right. Stand up!
Buy Bushwood! You...?!
No, Mr. Havercamp, the green is right over there. It's that way.
No, he's not my type.
NL tees
Eat it, Spaulding!
You owe me one gumball machine! What's that candy wrapper doing there?
I've been a little under strain. I have to play with Smails tomorrow...
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
You're a little monkey woman
Wait a minute. I've only got a little.
Sheehy get your foot off the boat!
spaulding, this calls for old danny dimes
Don't count that! I was interfered with.
A gopher!
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
Something to be very proud of.
Man... free to kill turkeys at will.
Not bad, huh? And I'll have 2,000 more units in the next two years!
I've got to go to college. I've got to!
For this young Cinderella who has come out of nowhere,
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice
Is this Russia No
Why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?
Careful. I'm going to move right down the Ticonic Parkway...
With the Government these days, if you own anything but politicians ...
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Come Loofa my Stretch marks
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Who do you want...
elk beats elk beats
So you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.
Here Ed
You're blocking!
This is a biggy!
Hey Tiger keep it fair will ya
No. You're in for half of a Bear mauling
Why did I double it? I should have stayed home and played with myself!
Really? What areas?
If he bothers you, I'll take care of him.
This is your wife, huh? Oh, a lovely lady.
SAME Don’t smile at me a lot. Okay??
Hey Frank Mac.... While we're young!
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?
Inlet Watch Yacht Club
Oh Danny, this isn’t Russia.....is this Russia?
no, he’s not my type.
Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders.
Keep it.
...and I want them now! Chop-chop!
I've got a good idea.
Bish! Get dressed. You're playing golf today.
He’s a CADDIE.
How hot I can get you.
I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
I'm playing with Drew Scott today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang.
Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia?
Don't let me down, Billy!
…..
All right. I'll be right up.
Well thanks for nuttin Danny
I’D KEEP PLAYING…
Hi, Mama.
Right in the lumber yard. It's okay. We'll work on it.
What's your address? You're on Briar, right?
Thanks for the dope.
Your Honor, Your Honor
Turds!
No, I was kidding.
I'm going to enjoy this thoroughly.
You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself.
You, you, are no virgin Cheers
I'm going to use you guys to do my dirty work for me.
Is it a long distance?
Got a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.
Will you be my Little Monkey Woman?
Hey Jake
Condos over there! Plenty of parking.
Look at that sexy fluid pumper
You're Drinking Too Much, Your Excellency
I want the entire list scrubbed sterilized and disinfected
All right, everybody. It's time to christen the sloop!
Grant Greenblum?!? Scotch Ad
I christen thee The Flying Wasp
We just bought property behind the great wall... On the good side
Lou raised the price of coke. He's been losing at the track.
You got a pool over there?
Hope it's ok that I didn't get you anything You'll get nothing and like it!
Go ahead. It's nothing.
So does your brain! You want to double it?
More like 68, I think.
Shannon Can you make a shoe smell
Hey, Ringo, play something hot, will you?
Don’t you people have jobs?
I'm going to have it! I've already decided!
He's out.
Rub my stomach
I’ll male it worth your while.
...I'm still convinced that you have very fine qualities, and...
You know, despite what happened...
...and all you have to do is get in touch with it.
Weellllll ... ...WE're Wating ...
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Well, it's kind of difficult with you talking like that.
I ain’t paying no $200 for no Tool ticket!!
THEN YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO EICHEL!
Is this Russia? Nah not Russia.
You're looking lovely this evening, Mrs. Smails.
I'd keep coding I dont think bugs will be logged until the morning
Vanzee get your foot off the boat!
Hope it’s ok that I didn’t get you anything for your birthday!
I'm going to put it right on the line.
Oh Danny. This isn’t Russia. Is this Russia?
well thanks for nuttin', Paul Mitchell
Do you know what I just saw?
Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again...
You might say that.
"Good afternoon, s--" "Bourbon!" "Yes, sir. Wou--" "BOURBON!!!"
He's not a member, Grandma. He's a caddy!
Be the Breakthrough Danny
Say, let's have a little bit of this. Look at this. Try it.
Menace
Hawk!
Hey, Jesse Wayne! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot! Come on.
That is kind of incredible, sir.
Oh..my Bone Spurs! They're Broken!
They call me the G.O.A.T.
Power Rangers Zeo (1996)
All right, kid, take your time.
Come here, honey! And hey, loosen up! You're a lot of woman, you know?
Give me the Mets and three and I'll take the Yankees even.
He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
Give me a box of those naked lady tees
It's no big deal!
The dance of the living dead!
Harshil
It's yours.
Hope it's ok that I didn't get you anything for your birthday!
Hey
Okay, Danny, this is for the Gold.
Hey, thanks a lot!
You missed just that one.
That kid will eat anything!
Hey, Mr. Gopher?
I AINT PAYING $5 FOR NO BLUE CHECK
What do you think?
Oh, you're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?
Hey Company 3..... YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
You, Angie! Pick up that blood!
Anything. Who's your decorator? Benihana?
Well the world needs golf whores too.
Don't sell yourself short Wally. You're a tremendous slouch.
I'll slap an injunction on them so fast it will make their heads spin!