Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't have the swimwear. Besides, I've never swum.

All right, kids! Rise and shine! Let's go, everybody!

So let's dance!

No, I can't accept this.

You shave your ass

FOR ME, THERE'S A SUBTLE PURFEKTION IN EVERYTHING I DO

Motor mouth, take Dr. Beeper.

I smell varmint poontang, and the only good...

John, you take the Bish.

Will you forget... the massage...

george i'm a barbie girl. yes faye in a barbie world.

Let's make it $40,000.

Smoking grass. Poor caddying.

This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it Kevin Kopps

Hooray for the Douglases

...on superior firepower...

Just let it happen. Be the ball.

She's been plucked more times than the rose of Tralee!

Fuck democrats take all of them to jail Yeah fuck them bitches

Vanzee get your foot off the boat

You want to tie me up with some of your ties... Ty?

Hello? Anybody home?

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for a while

Well I ain't payin no 50 cents for no international developed

Here it is. It's no big deal.

Have you read much Spinoza? You're becoming tiresome. I'd like to lick your stomach and penis!

Chip, I have a special project for you... Sound familiar?

NICK WAS ALWAYS FOND PLAYING WITH SQUIRRELS

So I jumped ship in Hong Kong and made my way over to Tibet...

What an incredible Cinderella story!

I don't think I can handle that.

i have to laugh… because i’ve outfinessed myself…

You don't want that scholarship, do you?

Jim Woeste - semi-pro golfer

They're all selling? Then buy! Buy now!!

Gambling is illegal at Hudson Valley, sir And I never slice

Your robe, Your Honor.

Oh, it's good for PvP though

Got to do my doctor thing.

Don’t sell yourself short

winning the big ten tournament for instance…

Do you take drugs?

Lou’s been losin’ at the track. Well I ain’t payin’ no 50 cents for no Coke.

Gambling is illegal at bushwood, sir

The man’s a menace!

Well…..we’re waiting!

How do you measure yourself with other golfers? By height

Bill! I'm going to put it right on the line.

...and I had doubles in the afternoon.

Yes Yes Winter Rules

That's a very in thing to say.

Oh Danny, this isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it?

You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club

Dave, come on up to deer camp

Don’t sell yourself short! Angie, you’re a tremendous slouch

I'm a technology wizard!!!

I christen thee The Flying Wasp

What’s with the pictures? It’s a parking lot, come on!

Well, thanks for nothing!

Willoughby Pool Has been Caddy Shacked

...if you ever want to rap or just get weird with somebody.

I think they're tunneling in from that pond over yonder.

Don't sell yourself short, Mike. You're a tremendous slouch.

...simply do not belong.

How about a little something, you know, for the effort?

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir.

Congratulations (and rat farts) rob riehl 2024 ifl champion

He's on his final hole.

I want a red stripe. I want Amstel lite. I want Guinness. I want Corona.

What time you due back in boys town

Is this your place?

...by the Captain of the Links at St. Andrews from Scotland.

You're a good egg, Noonan. She needs you.

We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.

Here's an uncashed check for $70,000.

I want a server. No, a switch. I want a firewall. I want an IDS...

Cabo Directions

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in...

I want you to meet Chuck Schick. He's clerking for me this summer...

I tell ya O should’ve stayed home and played with myself!

Was that your ball I heard rambling through here?

What kind of grades do i need for this offensive coordinator position?

Sit Justin Jefferson, I’ll make it worth your while.

i want this entire list scrubbed sterilized and disinfected

We have a pond in the back. a pond party would be better.

Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help the man find the exit.

You were in the war?

However it happened...

The good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life

As far as you know.

Bill Kelly! I'm going to put it right on the line.

Don't you people have jobs?

this crowd has gone deathly silent, cinderella story, out of nowhere

Really? I Don't Believe It

Don't sell yourself short, Bernie. You're a tremendous slouch.

I'm afraid you forfeit.

This is for you. Tell Kim Miller I'm Gunning for him.

I've just got to win that caddy tournament!

I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful.

Hey judge. Double or nothing on the Texans? $40?

...behind the Great Wall. On the good side!

Thanks, Bob! Oh, there won't be any money...

Don't you people have jobs??

WHY DON'T YOU IMPROVE YOUR LIE A LITTLE, SIR? YES, YES... WINTER RULES

You have to tell him every time he gets money in his pocket.

...and get this out of here!

The sloop The sloop

You're not a man. You're a Tugboat, for God's sake!

If you win, I'll make it worth your while.

Hey Moose, Rocco help the judge find his checkbook

Danny this isn’t Russia…is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it?

...what happened yesterday.

Hey Moose, Rocco! Help Evan find his wallet

Well, the world needs shitposters, too!

Come to Carl, varmint.

...to put me through college.

Yes I can feel your penis...... And it's giving me butterflies in my stomach so you'd better do your duty!!!!

Twice. I caddied for Ty Webb in the morning...

Danny is an employee of the club.

You owe me one gumball machine

well glean....we're waiting

8 Balls & Sharks

Looks like you're going to make a lot of money when you're older.

Well, I, uh... oh, I will.

If I can just make this one.

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir And I never slice

...and just kiss me, you fool.

Oh, are you Roman Catholic?

We have a pool, and a pond. Pond'd be good for you.

It's like reaching under the rug, isn't it?

Nitrogen You know

What you've go to do is cut the hamstring on the back of her leg...

You're very... small-breasted.

HEY WANG. WHAT'S WITH THE PICTURES. IT'S A PARKING LOT.

...going to bullfights on acid...

It’s no big deal

All right! Let's move out. We've got golfers waiting.

"Nice tits !!!!"

Now back this thing out of here right now!

Oh, you're half Italian? I'm sorry but I'm afraid you can't come.

Well … We're waiting!

You want your driver?

Hey Mike ..... GAACK!!! Where's your hat?

Bish I’ve sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber.

Hey Wang(sness)! What's with the complaints? It's a application repo! Come on!

What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumber yards.

Give me a coke.

WELL... WE'RE WAITING

...but you were born to rub me first.

"Keep It" "Its your"

He’ll quit the game..

Gambling Is Ilegal At Bushwood, Sir...

Happy Birthday Ricky! You'll get nothing and like it!

“HOW’D YOU LIKE TO MOW MY LAWN???”

Poaching all summer. Chuckin browns in the fall.

Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.

I guess it's just a matter now of...

If I could just borrow a wedge or something and...