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I know she's gonna say something weird to you.
[McEnroe] As Devi felt the rage building up inside her,
We're here to pick her up for the video game convention.
Was this boring-ass charity event really an all-night orgy?
Why is she so excited? Who even wants to go to a 24-hour relay?
Administer mebication يعطي دواء
but a brute security guard is making me circle around.
Instead, I will be playing three notes of peace on this Peruvian siku.
Right. I'm thinking something more simple.
-No offense. -Facts. You're probably right.
["Yellow Sea" by Madame Gandhi playing]
Apparently, everyone's talking about me. They're saying I have an eating disorder.
[laughs]
And we all know who your spaghetti-dog is.
Maybe it's healthy for you to learn some things don't come so easy.
Shit. [sighs]
Okay, we gotta stop letting this kid get our hopes up.
Also, you still kinda owe me.
You have 99 more terms left to learn before your test on Monday.
Hey, do you wanna go somewhere more private?
It's so stupid!
Oh, wait, let's--
[McEnroe] They just shared ChapStick.
Speaking of swallowing stuff…
Who else should we invite?
And thanks to you, we've raised enough money
Oh, hey! Um, Aneesa, right?
I was trying to study, but Trent got me loose.
How do you know so many weird facts?
Oh. That's cute that you think so, sweetheart,
We probs shouldn't tell anyone, because it's, like, private.
Oh no, no. Are you kidding me? Eve can't meet my mom.
[panting]
-I think weed would be more effective. -No.
And it may sound silly, but it really meant a lot
[McEnroe] Only seven minutes to stop them.
Well, everything is mediocre.