Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am not a dinner tease.

I wanna hear you sing.

and I do these exercises with her, every night really.

this will be the last time lever see you.

And don't look down

Well, you're going to be huge, kid.

You're drinking right now, Danny.

Babe? Do you hear this? It's been going on...

Ah. Long line of drunks in my family.

Fully appropriate cocktail menu. Cover charge...

I'm way too old to be putting this much shit up my nose.

Don't we? Don't we, Jamie?

Hello. Hello. Hello.

And one of them screwed up the computer system

But, uh, you're not bankrupt or anything.

he either calls you Mr. Donnelly or Tom.

What? Zeal is not awful.

Thanks. I've been practicing since you gave me the bagels. (CHUCKLING)

Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah.

More than anything, it's your writing.

Why'd you have a bad day?

Look, it's on TV! (TAPPING ON FLOOR)

Okay. So what do I do?

If that makes you feel better. Hmm?

This is Mary. She's my new girlfriend.

Dear Danny Collins.

You can call me Danny. And what should I call you?

But when he calls you Tom, it's always good news.

you know, when he sent it, I would have rung him.

Just, you know, something like Springsteen would go do.

Tony Collins thinks this everyday!!

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

open that door, call you Tom.

John Lennon writes, What do you think about that, Danny Collins?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SOPHIE: (CHUCKLING) Danny!

in musical knowledge or theory.

Well, um, (COUGHING) I guess, I... If I had to think...

I like your lawn.

I will never be forced to sing those songs again.

And fuck you, you selfish prick, I am angry.

Those ladies got problems. Not you.

Fella named DeLoach?

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instead of just get antibiotics.

Come on. I'm an old man with 10 Scotches in him.

Climbed up the spout again

What you do with that is up to you.

(BRANCH THUDDING)

Hey, Jamie, don't forget about Nicky.

Dad! What you doing? Go to Mommy. It's okay.

Oh, my God, thank you for the VIP ticket.

God bless you, Danny Collins.

Tom's the best man I've ever met.

You know, for the record, uh,

SAMANTHA: (SOFTLY) Stay here, I got her.

She's a complete mess, hates us both.

The orange alien guy has one eye just in the middle.

What's going on...

New billboard went up on Sunset.

SAMANTHA: Hope, you're not to open the door to strangers.

But I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Donnelly.

for the past 40 years, that's what I think, John.

That's good, right?

Well, you know...

What does that drink need? It needs a lemon.

You be good to Nicky. He's a good boy. You got a wonderful face.

It's like there's a six-year wait.

Now, is my GPS lying or giving me the straight shit?

You have no idea how exhausting that has been.

This is a school?

You're not the only rock star in this hotel.

I know. Come on!

I met him, his wife, my granddaughter.

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

to know their one remaining grandparent.

Don't go after Mary. Mary's mine.

No. No, thanks.

(CLEARING THROAT)

Zeal's not great.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

I am not ready to leave them.

So what do you think? Show starts 7:30.

Sam is six months into a rough pregnancy.

DANNY: Look at this, there's three of us.

And when you're done,

Daddy's coming home.