Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What'd you do tonight?
We have to make her sign a prenup, don't we?
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
He's our guest.
Look at that. Now we're getting patter.
Jesus, just come out.
God damn it, fucking Frank!
I'm running my operation out of the business center.
I don't know what to say.
Frank called me this morning and we're going back on tour.
the way it was, with the leaves.
I would have called him.
I don't know what that means.
Plus whatever this news is,
and he's going to call you Tom.
Okay.
(AUDIENCE WHOOPING)
And I love everything in it!
Okay?
Charlie and Lola, Every day at 2:35!!! on ABC For Kids!
Yeah, that's right. I've taught you well.
Fucking Mets break my heart every year.
Can I have a bagel, Mom?
the sore-titted African ladies your problems.
You'll have to come a little closer.
Hold it in as long as you can go,
As I am walking by
How much does insurance even cost...
SOPHIE: It's good. (CHUCKLING)
You know, so you're not missing out on the big bucks.
I mean, you must've mentioned Lennon or something.
and she couldn't hold a fucking candle to you.
It's fine by me. You're young, have fun.
Careful, gentlemen!
(CHUCKLING) ls that what you're doing here? Are you dying?
(SIGHING) Mr. Collins.
You just judge me. Go ahead.
What kind of uncle screws up a little kid,
Just give me a day to do something good for you.
Most schools try to train children like Hope to fit into their systems.
Oh, shit.
Wow. On so many levels. Wow.
You should have played the song, Danny.
Yes, he did.
and let it out in one big...
Sigma Aura x skibidi rizzler
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Oh, no, of course. Of course.
I want to be a part of your life.
DR. KURTZ: We're only half speed during our summer programs.
if I got that letter when I was supposed to?
INTERVIEWER: Right, yeah. COLLINS: So that's the frustrating thing, you see.
that little movie you've got going on in your head?
Oh, man, I don't know what you did to that girl inside,
Everything is on this bus!
You did this to yourself.
We have good patter.
(CHUCKLING) Um, uh, Jamie. Jamie. I'm Danny.
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
You're so right. Yeah.
Are you on something? (STAMMERING) What are you taking?
(CHUCKLING)
The Madoff thing, that absolutely killed you, as you know.
Okay. Now let's take a look at the computer system.
Could you maybe say something to him?
more than anything in the world.
You know, I've spent my entire life
Mmm.
Listen, I'll be out in a minute.
Jersey.
No, no, no. Wait, wait. Hang on, wait.
You're Danny Collins, right? I mean, uh...
Rose.
That should be, uh, interesting.
Can you fucking believe it?
But not too late. TOM: I don't know.
But, you know, my life was so extreme.
and then, what, you and me hold hands and cry
I wonder if anyone's noticing.
Okay, dinner tonight.
So, this is not going to be pretty?
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God.
(CHUCKLING) Frank, please.
I just want to know who the fuck is in my house. That's all.
You'll always be Ray to me.
DR. KURTZ: No, elementary and middle.
Best friend I ever had, your father.
Obviously, that wasn't a great thing,
So I started futzing around on the Internet,
My wife, Samantha. My daughter, Hope. It's so good to meet you.
There's a dental convention here this week.
I don't know
Oh, well, you know,
Thank you so much for... Thank you. Yeah.
You talk to that kid Nicky Ernst about that ride yet?
(SNIGGERING) (CHUCKLING)
John Lennon wrote you a handwritten letter in 1971.
And maybe he lives in here!
SAMANTHA: His blog. He writes a blog.
I didn't pull in the way I usually do,
Oh, I'm sorry?
You mind if we listen while we talk?
DANNY: You didn't think so?
I mean, I'm not running for Pope.
Oh, oh, oh. (PIANO THUDDING)
You're too hard on yourself, kid.
Welcome to the Hilton, Danny Collins.
It's been said, yes. I can afford it, though.
Well, you know, John.
And age appropriate.