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- Thank you, Blaze. Your enthusiasm is a delight.
Gary does seem like he knows what he's talking about.
- That's it? Where are the rest of your lines?
- No, there's no I'm telling him anything.
Let's see what level you're performing at.
The principal dreamed of playing for the Yankees.
- I mean, I don't mean to boast,
Welcome to our table read for "A Daffodil for Terence."
- I'm a minor, so you can force me to be a roast master?
Lucian enters and discovers the carnage.
- All right, please calm down, it's just a play.
Right, Principal? - Eh, it is true.
- Tom, I want you to lean in and listen to me.
- Had some nibbles at Orso. The whole thing is just--
- This is just... just the story of my life.
I like to blend in. Don't put me up front.
"The principal is very excited
- Did my wife not blow the UPS driver?
My neighbor's right. I don't deserve to be happy.
you come back to school on Monday.
- It's super funny, trust me.
and become an assistant bookie with my friend, Lu.
♪ Supplying the proof that our life ♪
- On the roof of that building
- Wow, cool. - Incredible.
I'm sure he's fine, though. I mean, he's the principal.
Sit on a hammock? That's pretty easy to do.
Oh, no, your friend Gary said all I have to do is this...
- What, your pal? Which one?
- A plague, you say?
[doorbell rings]
[laughter] - What?
- Back in the day I owned this town.
See Glenn Hubert the comedian. Who's Glenn Hubert by the way?
- Where you make fun of people, but you do it in a fun way.
- And for that time, you will live, eat,
[indistinct chatter, feedback whines]
I gotta question your sense of humor.
- Louder, Tom.
- When the principal is here, I'm buttoned-up Brenda.
- Um...uh...who farted?