Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not deviant, okay?

Well, he just bought Sunnyside Trailer Park and he said we can all stay.

No. Not Jay-Jay.

Yeah, I know, I'm already going with Midge.

Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye.

Now he buys the town's newspaper so people can't report on what he's doing?

Well, as my abuelita likes to say, "Praise Jesus."

No, no. I had to get out of the house.

Are they serious?

to that hillbilly in the woods. He might've killed you, Archie.

It's over there.

-You get to keep your trailer? -Yes.

Chic, what's wrong with your bathroom?

Okay, now who sounds crazy?

You mean your brother Jason?

so, your best friend's girlfriend is also your girlfriend's best friend.

[pop music playing]

That was Cheryl.

Look, Jug, I know you love conspiracies,

-Shadow Lake is a private community. -Like hiding something?

[FP] I was checking out a few places.

Ah. I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling better already.

Hands behind your backs.

It's a John Hughes-ian coming-of-age, coming-out movie.

You can stop worrying now. I'm home.

-Oh, my God. -[Veronica chuckles]

What? It'll be a good chance for me to work on my novel.

I see. Of course. My mistake.

Because if you did, I might have to punish you.

I'm sorry we don't spend our time being tragic, and moping, and holding hands

You get to be more you than you have been in a very long time.

-It's a mess. -Like what you did to us.

You mean with Hal Cooper? [snickers] If that's your idea of love.

Your windows literally face one another. That used to bother me.

Boy, Archie. Veronica's got you wrapped around her little finger.

-Ronnie. -Us against the world.