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"fracking" is one of those scary Lisa words.
I saw something about that in a documentary.
with a woman with whom I have nothing in common.
it should ever happen is in other people's towns!
Never heard of eminent domain?
about them smoking around the children.
Choke on our harmless fumes.
Oh, Maxine, no one insults me in a sound bite the way you do.
It's like if you see a red one, it's a big deal.
Bah! Fracking produces enough clean natural gas
You've just been brainwashed by liberal TV shows
was greeted as a windfall.
between industrial hydro compounds
Mr. Burns, we did it!
But our water was on fire.
Now I cast you aside for the busboys to gnaw upon.
Hmm.
to spend their earnings buying what you're selling-- beer.
Indeed it is.
Now, get out of my office.
Why are all cars black or gray now?
You were but a sprig of parsley garnishing my beefsteak.
They're staying!
By pumping high-pressure liquid
The planet wants to be protected and nourished
To win people over, I'll need a salesman
No. Am I?
This whole building is just a facade
Money is like a job you don't even have to do!
He made us watch him dance for three hours,
That's why I had to give my woman the old heave-ho.
There's a sale on lawn furniture at the Lawns Plus.
I... don't recall.
a politician who would never ignore
for sticking their noses in my business.
even one time, you can throw us out on the street.