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Hi, sexy.
Ashley and I are both wearing Evanescence t-shirts.
Oh, fuck her.
I could do three.
[all cheering]
Mularkey!
-Gee, thanks. -Because you're meant for great things.
[horn honks]
And I was his ride, so…
To being sickeningly healthy.
It's the Fourth of July!
Spare me the Tony Robbins seminar.
I mean, you know I don't want to get married.
Someone has to let me give them a gift today.
There is a pool, and you're free to wear whatever you want.
You said the first two?
You did?
What concert?
This isn't America. This is a fascist dictatorship.
[laughter]
Today is supposed to be about freedom.
Bicentennials only come, what, every 200 years?
It's typing a message from one phone to another phone.
Well, I guess that's it then.
About fucking time.
I'm getting my Master's in poetry at U-dub.
This copy is awful.
You're the new KPOC weekend anchor!
-[Danny] The jailbirds were returned… -Okay.
so I'm guessing when I take his dream job, he's gonna be pissed.
But also, weirdly, I think he'll be happy for me.
My crotch is itching so bad because the fabric doesn't breathe.
Kind of hoped I was overreacting.
No, no. Definitely not. Take it slow for sure, gauge the vibe.
[Tully] For God's sakes, lighten up!
-[tender music playing] -[Tully] Hmm.
a kiss will just happen?
But we don't even want the same things.
[Kate] What are you doing? Emailing?
But I'm really glad that we did it… once.
It is in here.
[indistinct yells]
-[Johnny] Hey, there. -Hey!
I won't ever regret being your husband or Marah's father.
I will put together an outfit for you
with an unobstructed view.
You're in therapy, you and Kate are on great terms with your divorce.
But I'm really glad that it happened.
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
-Where have you two been? -[Kate] Uh…
-[Tully] Yeah. -What? [chuckles]
[fireworks bursting]
-Honestly, Kate, about Eugene, I didn't-- -Oh. Who cares?
[tender music playing]
[music continues faintly]
Hold on a second.
Oh, you mean like twins?
Right, but for the kids.
You are free.
This is Tully Hart.
That is a cool shirt.
I can't wait.
-We were just talking about the special. -Oh.
Okay.
So, do you guys have Fourth of July in Australia?
-How about up your-- -Um, put it anywhere on the food table.
[fireworks continue bursting]
that will be your Declaration of Independence.
Enjoy your weekend. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Is that right?
-Sounds great for a busy Tuesday. -[both chuckle]
-It's worse pain than when I'm in pain. -Mmm.
but realistically, who wants to have more than one baby in a loft?
Of course.
Itches so bad… [murmurs]
What?
-Nice try, Marah, but no way. -You are worse than Saddam Hussein!