Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

on fallacious charges,

In Puritan America,

Shush. I think he's afraid.

And now we'll have the opening statement

One thing for sure, though.

of shootin' three little white women

Now, some people see this so-called "mountain"

Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week

What the hell would I be doin' in the bathroom

I got the rope right here

Give it a rest! Beat it!

Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas.

Kobe caught that white fever.

at www. FreeToPee. Com. Ooh.

Nobody wanna hear all that shit.

You can't compare a chocolate monkey like R. Kelly

for bed-wetting.

Did you wash your hands?

But America urinated on R. Kelly!

turn you off to white women.

Best thing the good Lord ever did for the planet Earth.

You know why he wants to put R. Kelly in jail?

Ailment? That's right.

So, Mr. DuBois,

We know what we talkin' about.

It's my show, bitch!

Here's something black people have known

♪ To call your brother sun ♪

? We just started?

But some of us can see that "mountain"

I mean, it's R. Kelly the Pied Piper of R & B.

And you shouldn't.

Do you understand