Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Can't you hear what's said onstage? - Every word.

I'm trying to get in shape.

♪ Though it makes you puff and pant a bit ♪

Why don't we get something on stage?

♪ I can't stop Who wants to, anyway?

They only wanted to throw it as far as the stage.

Imagine, a tuned clam player.

and we will stuff him with chop suey.

full of fruits and vegetables up here.

♪ It's time to play the music ♪

How can you... with a live turkey...

♪ Four and four are eight ♪

Maybe they didn't like the acoustics.

Hey, I can't see nothing.

- ♪ Four and four are eight ♪ - ♪ Measuring the marigolds ♪

Mr. Danny Kaye has asked especially

Oh, Daniel dear,

[tries to sing high note]

♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪

One, two, three, four. Oh, it's lovely.

No, no, no. No Yugoslavian.

Yeah. Yeah, that's his name.

There's a very good reason for that. You see, Piggy, dear,

Way back then, huh?

- [growling and snarling] - Hey! Get off of me!

beijos meu amorzinho

and practice changing my clothes.

Well, I wonder if that Kaye has done his act yet.

What I meant was, way back when you were thin.

are a nervous wreck before the curtain.

You know where the barber shop is?