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The reason why we put your blood to the side is 'cause
Wins a visit from action hero Dolph Lundgren.
Go. Sorry.
I'm so into you
so he could co-headline DeMamp Camp under me.
I'm gonna take this batch out to the blood bank.
- Hey. - All right.
What you said really hurt my feelings,
(CLEARS THROAT)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I can't believe that white boy thought we weren't gonna realize
but he didn't have the resources.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
It's DeMamp Camp. It's part... It doesn't matter.
- See? - So you took his blood earlier?
(IMITATES SQUISHING)
No, Karl, I... I'm hemophobic.
Hey, how long have you been un-homeless for?
We'll make this work, you sweet prince.
Blake!
Blake, don't do this to me, man, okay?
Got a bad feeling about this gosh-forsaken blood drive.
I guarantee I'll get you ripped.
Great, and nobody cares, all right?
So, I'm going to ask you to take some blood from my arm.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Yeah, I am, okay?
Yes, but why is Dolph involved, hmm?
Gay dudes exist. Get over it.
How big was them needles? One of them long suckers?
Mr. Lundgren, wait.
I don't know. What do y'all think?
- I mean heroin. - Yup, that's apparent.
that looks the guy named Adam who came in earlier.
- What do you mean? - Check it out.
of my bitch-ass coworkers.
- I gave blood, Ghostman. - MONTEZ: Where you going?