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Give me your shirt
Whoa. Okay, I'm on it.
- Outside. - Whoa.
Picture it, me, you, and Dolph, the big muscle brothers.
Look at his balls in those Dockers.
If you don't give right now, like, he might not make it.
You know what? Maybe we should do this.
I mean, Raymond with a "W."
but scared-ness of needles is no laughing matter.
What are you talking about? I have an awesome body.
...deep and find yourself.
You have tits,
so we got this thing in the bag.
and talk to me face to face?
I'm gonna put it right next to my wrist and you're gonna cut me.
This is for your own good, man.
If you need a modifier
I just came up with a great idea.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Can you handle this in here? - Mmm-hmm, yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Two Waymond Womanos.
I do not eat that junk anymore.
I'm talking a clone army.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
but I didn't.
Oh, wow. Congrats, Anders.
- Yeah, whoo! - Yeah.
I just want to say thank you.
I'm gonna take the tube,
Good-bye.
Okay. I need you to pull up his IMDb page, and I need that yesterday.
(WEAKLY) Ooh, ee, ooh
so I'm gonna just eat until I'm strong.
Moron.
Nope, he's right behind me. You're looking at him.
- Stop. - He's a fricking bitch. What a stupid bitch.
and I can't change these lines,
- But did it work, though? - All right.
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