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Look, maybe it would help if you went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. Moe?
I know I never pay too much attention in church...
I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
Cover me, Sarge. I'm going after Bart's soul.
What... is it, sweetheart?
Oh, it is. It is.
Forty seconds? But I want it now!
Oh, these look good- "Guilt-Free Steak-fish Fillets. "
WHY WOULD THEY LIE? WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE TO GAIN?
Tsk-tsk-tsk. Poor, gullible Lisa.
How could you do that? Your soul is the most valuable part of you.
Lisa! You bought this?
Will the audience please rise and join the Glee Club in the singing of two verses of the Alma Mater.
So much candy. My teef hurt.
This sounds like rock and/or roll.
Uh, I don't know.
boy.!
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Moe's.
Shh!
where you wouldn't be ashamed to bring your family!
Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?
Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.
If your soul's real, where is it?
How much you got?
So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to hell...
Some ice cream guy's gonna see that, and it'll blow his mind.!
that nobody is born with a soul...
What the hell are you doing, you little freak?!
I can't take this anymore! I want my soul, and I want it now!
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