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Langley Falls, say good-bye to smut...
and I still have some questions about... sex.
as they desperately cling to their last shred ofstardom.
So how do we defeat these evil urges?
# Tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle # # I'm Roger Klotz, I tackle! #
Have quagmire and peter says zzz
Roger, what areyou doing?
Don't quit on me now, you son ofa bitch! Keep pumping!
WAHAHAHAHA! Look at me, I'm Roger, and I'm beating this SLUT up! Laugh with me, goanimate kids! LAUGH! Why isn't this working?! What do I have to do to be funny now? *be funny now logo appears* OF COURSE! Why didn't I think of that?
He's dead inside. We're gonna go save America.
He's probably frustrated he can't go to work...
don't call the ravens a fat caw! you'll hurt thier feelings! oh sorry ravens. you beauty birds ark ark ark so sorry! say caw once more and you'll go to the naughty point.
- Francine! - Francine!
Sees new Superman announcement Superman basically becomes Sailor-Moon
Stan, the gray one needs to go on the Naughty Spot because he was told not to tackle Hayley. Roger, I told you not to tackle Hayley. Now you stay on the Naughty Spot until I come and get you.
once you see that shit, (gore) it'll fuck you up for life. good fuck! have fun! have fuck, good luck!
I mean, look at this place. It's a freakin' ghost town!
Yes No he
I’m going to spit on you see me that’s enough you could Erica a girl
Hobbies! Hobbies Keep your Mind Clean And Your Hands Busy.
Okay. Here is Leela. B, buh B, B, B... Bye buh bye buh bye, bye, byyyyyyyyeeeee! Yeehaw!
Oh, luckily it's only a minor injury.
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Francine, I really hate your Boy Like That song you sang with Hayley. I feel like I wanna slap the shit out of you when you start singing. I’ll sing my part for you Roger. See if you like it.
No, it's not. Steve, urges are natural...
Caleb, put this dark skinned one to sleep with your own voicebecause he was not supposed to tackle his brother. Okay. I'm gonna sit right beside you and sing with you.
With hobbies. Hobbies keepyour mind clean and your hands busy.
Felpo vamo jogar lolzinho Não luane caraio todo dia isso meu
Get up, Roger! Why did you throw your Coppola wine at her? Cause it tastes like beard hair and Sofia sweat
no no no spongebob patrick 1324
My test is tomorrow!
Karla tonya andy kenyon matthew tony pewterschmidt girl pewterschmidt prima onelys their son kevin dikings omar prince rhonda vincent the phony guy the ostrich a cafeteria billy finn john rosvelta
Jimmy (US) Jimmy (US)
Twatty! Roger, you don't talk to Hayley that way. If you trash talk to Hayley like that again, you're gonna go and sit on the rug. Do you understand?
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Pressure... Pressure everywhere.
The Captain's Cove Pub Barnstaple England 1943 Ye All Know The Shanty To Know The Dartboard To When One Ye Walks Upon The Ghost Ye Will Tell You So Huh? Noooooooo! Ah!
The Simple Life: Life Without Parole.
Caleb, I'm going to help all 3 of the kids get ready for bed and put all 3 of them to sleep with my own voice. Afterwards, we'll sit on the sofa and talk about what happened, just you and me. OK. I'll be waiting for you when you're done in there.
That's what else. And if he doesn't, no you know what's tomorrow morning. There there Dolly.
I don't often take my vitamins But when I do I switch the meds
- I've got him on the ropes. - Thankyou for seeing us, Principal Lewis.
2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 = 72
Peter Lois Chris Meg Brian Stewie quagmire joe Bonnie mort Adam west Herbert tom tucker Angela carter consuela Bruce jillian Carl gishkins
No, no. I'm shocked and confused.
- I'm overwhelmed with desire. Good day.
no two traffic signals aren't enough for me to push in with so i'll give myself 30! go ahead and push in go right ahead.
I hate you, you stupid bitch! Now get away! Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Well, you are kinda on the downslope.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Dad! Thereyouare.
Caleb, I'm going to help all 3 of 'em get ready for bed and put the blonde one to sleep with my own voice. After I do all that, we'll sit on the sofa and talk about what happened, just me and you. OK. I'll be waiting for you when you're done in there.
Have a Great Timings!
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Hey, Keith, I'm here to pick up my refill on that, uh, ointment.
and over here we have contestant number 7... well i'll make sure we're bitchey sweethearts and we'll tox tonight!
My headcanon is that Roger is Stan's adopted son and he's really problematic and cute and misunderstood :D Of course some people like Dulce Noriega HATE this headcanon, but that's okay, he hasn't read my new fanfic, it's called American Roger: Battle The Nanny 9/11 Fiend!
See, ifl tell you about it, it won't be a mystery.
Okay Steve, I draw, you guess. Champagne glass.
Right. So I'll just take my last six tubes and get out ofyour hair.
# Lava, acid and your crotch #
excuse me lauren thomson are you debra splindaman? i'm not debra fruitheart.
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She's so desperate.
- Okay. Anyway, I was talking to the Amish kid...
and I hope this experience will bring us even closer together.
and the most rushing holiday in the world award goes to... christmas!