Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll just watch TV.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 = 80
And this time, the truth. I'm not sure.
-Why are autistic kids obsessed with this one clip of roger beating up some woman? -Because they're autistic, duh. -Hey, that's not very nice! -Well, it's the truth. -Okay, sure.
Am I scowling? I want to be scowling.
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yes hello granny raelene snell you old granny! haven't seen you in one piece since you were 0! my how you've got scattered back together! ha ha very funny now say good night gracie to the clowns bedtime!
Roger, sic 'em. also, to whoever keeps making these childish Roger stories, please stop doing them here and do it on goanimate or something. Do it on youtube, or wattpad, or ANYWHERE ELSE. Its clogging the clips.
Because I woke up this morning in the car, fully dressed.
Voy a comprarme una Xbox 360.
Call 1-800-585-2274 to see how much you can save on your home and auto insurance.
No, really. This is the face of evil, and this is the ass of evil.
- I'll tradeyou for my I.D. - Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
Hey, Dad, I need you to sign this permission slip.
Butyou gotta believe me. This isn't my fault.
Gonna be kinda tough without that fake I.D. though.
Hayley come on, let's count the food to donate. I am ready to donate all our stuff. Our pudding cups, fruit cups, cheese and peanut butter crackers, granola bars, fruit snacks, and our small bags of chips pretzels and popcorn.
Oye guys. Quiero decirte que no debe haser eso. It’s not nice. ?entiendes? Angela look at me when I’m talking to you. This is my number, and if you bother me any more, I’m gonna hit each of you so hard, it’s gonna leave all 4 of you stupid. So cool it you jerks.
Hey roger do you wanna watch face/off Okay man
Well said, soldier.
Having a Great Night?
Meg stewie brian lois the guy from the prison
For this Roger, you go sit on the rug for 5 minutes. Because you tackled Hayley. You can't get up until you say sorry.
Today on Grant a Celebrity’s Holiday Wish, Leela is going to sing “Happiness” from You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown, with Steve as a result of doing a tribute to Kristin Chenoweth. Leela’s Kristin, and Steve is the guy she sang with,
Oye Angela, Joe, Diane, and Herbert. Quiero decirte que no debe haser eso. It’s not nice. Entiendes? Angela, mirame a mi cuando te hable. Este es mi numero, y si tu me fastidias mas, te voy a dar una gaznata que de vas a ver bobo. So cool it you jerks.
Can you say "Vacuum"? F** you!
once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life. good fuck! have fun!
What Is Called Fuk!
Mort swallowing jewels
Give me the stuff or I'll shoot!
Lion King?!? No.
"Dulce Noriega (AKA D Nor) has 12GB of child porn on his computer." Shelly pointed out. "What a twatty!" said Roger.
Senators, thankyou for coming to this top-secret threat briefing.
Beinschool black friday pt1 black friday pt2 boring around here brutality and violence speech but you're wrong
All this timeyou said you were healing, and you werejust-
Stan, come down here. I’m just so excited right now! Why is that? Oh, it better not be Rita Moreno is on TV.
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Or I can combine these two into one fantastic super-boob!
Roger, Hayley's gonna wet her pants, so go sit on the rug. I have to pee really bad!
Entiendes? Mirame a mi cuando te hable. Este es mi numero, y si tu me fastidias mas, te voy a dar una gaznata que de vas aver bobo. So cool it! “So cool it!”
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #
Roger, get the $25 and put it in the Pennies for Patients box. Francine what do you mean when the campaign is done Professor is gonna fly on a plane to St. Jude, and bring our boxes for Marlo Thomas and those little kids? We have like $75 in our PFP box.
Welcome to rob's place. What's your poison?
Mom, I just got a phone call from Lana saying that Rita Moreno is cast as Anita in the Broadway character production of Who’s Dying to be a Millionaire. Oh... my.., gosh Hayley! I gotta tell the boys! Stan, Steve, guess what!
anal sex! EEK!
Roger, covering your ears and saying "la la la", you don't do that stuff! Heck hell diarrhea poop pee!
Maggie "announces" the sponsors by holding blocks of the letter "C" and the number "10". Thanks for that image Uncle Homer. Say goodbye Maggie.
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Roger, you do not tackle Hayley. If you do that again, you'll go on the Naughty Spot. ME AND HAYLEY ARE HAVING A MOMENT YOU FAT COW!!!
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My husband is just a teeny bit concerned...
On the rug, 5 minutes! Shut up, cowpoo!
Remember that Steve? Smile.
"Dulce Noriega (AKA D Nor) sends NSFW artwork of children to his fans. (minors)" said shelly. "What a twatty!" said roger.
Have a Great Timed!
- Is this a bad time?
Sees new Superman
Hmm. Could you give us a moment, Steve?
Doyou think she'll let me swim in her mouth?
who the FUCK is jakelsm?! did you know? super mario sunshine didn't come out in 2001.
Ladies and gentlemen, for a special performance as another tribute to Francine, here are Turanga Leela. And, Roger. Stan, I sang this song at Cleveland and Donna’s wedding. I hope Leela’s Spanish speaking is as good as mine was.
Welcome to alik's place. What's your poison?
# Makin' Dad happy Makin' Dad happy #
Have a Great Times!
Stan, ask him one of the stupidest questions ever. Roger, should you play Antonblast? What a stupid question, of COURSE you should play Antonblast! Roger, go and play Antonblast now! That goes for you too, viewers at home. Play it.
Now, you and that alien will deal with me. And all the powers of my imagination! Oh no! Don’t go near that Roger!
Have a Greatest Night.
Finding Nemo?!?!? No.