Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I assume you're auditioning for the male lead,

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, interesting, but,

Why don't you head back with John and find a costume.

I'll need to see a full presentation of your plans.

always writes the musical, and I don't want to brag but...

And, Judy, I will circle back to get you post-rehearsal.

I had to play an inanimate object,

I mean, I really dropped in during my monologue.

Remember? It's like this... Ha-ha-ha-ha.

♪ Like when you have to milk a cow ♪

for 15 minutes and haven't said a word.

I'm declaring myself to be the stage manager

like Tom Hanks did with that volleyball.

It's just... we start rehearsals today,

That's great, in fact. And a congratulations.

to have an actual fisherperson in the show.

And you might want to wear a hat,

Sarah McLachlan would point to her plate and sing:

well, then, you know, so be it. Okay.

I just want to be one of the guys who dies.

and cannot dance or stand.

that would've hurt your feelings,

from the orchestra pit while Chrissy lip-syncs them onstage.

When I call your name, step forward.

Or gaze at a bear ♪

so everyone knows it's me

I sure hope my meringue waves don't collapse

And Moon and I will be in the audience front and center.

I did kind of want to get Steven back, and I'm sorry for that.

Wait, what? No. Like, as a line in the play?

Whenever we'd have a great meal,