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The people who haven't accomplished a damn thing
couldn't wait to go to our respective reunions.
Oh, kids, don't you understand?
Janete, Marcia and Carolina!!!! And you?????
See, your father doesn't earn enough
Well, you look the same too, Al.
Now, go forage in the freezer,
I set a record, he set a record.
by the hairs on your chinny-chin-chin,
"Hey, Bundy, I got 20 riding on you.
Gee, I guess I really do love you.
Daddy and I are going to our high school reunion,
Deal.
were even greater than we'd hoped and dreamed.
On graduation day,
You remember Jack, don't you?
I married you.
I'd have won that $10 bet,
Doggy see, doggy do.
to the other kids at school,
Check your numbers, baby.
Al, your dog burst into our house
You said, "Shut up, I can't hear the game."
Yeah, well, she succeeded in growing a mustache...
That was a show of affection.
Furnace scrapings du jour?
we would have had 50 bucks.
So does fungus.
They were depressing me, Al.
on the computer,
You know,
Yeah, Connie Bender.
Care to be my hag-in-waiting?
I don't think he ever got over