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I don't make the news about your faces-- I just report it.
Weird.
♪ Pretty as flowers ♪
♪ A hat for shading ♪
everyone was in the room except Kima.
Well, we can just skip over
Oh, no. Did I leave a whole zucchini on that platter?
Just over there. Oh, no, maybe put it over there?
as unsexy as possible.
to ice-skating junior nationals.
Yeah, when you and your dad went ice climbing.
It was an honor to turd my grandma's underwear for you.
- Oh, Lord.
And don't forget my truffle pigs party.
I know it was you. You're obsessed with underwear.
named Sally Potatoes.
Well, I guess it wasn't them.
"Maybe some other... time."
so we were all just walking around with wet hands.
examining the physical evidence.
- And she asked if everyone was being nice.
This is all I've ever wanted.
And the cat poop...
I'm helping a friend wash a bunch of dogs,
What if I asked her if she'd like to whittle
Oh, hello, Alyson.
- You said it.
When I walked in with the pizza,
Like your Margot Martindale appreciation party
I heard last time Stacie B had a party,
- For compliments. - Well, it was very long.
No, when I said "date..."
I'm just very content in my life right now.
and for the main dish
mine is a neck-to-ankle Richie Rich onesie
That's not pizza!
not to mention a natural poetry to my speech.
We made some marks. Then I put the turds in my pocket.
♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
I have a second cousin who actually murdered someone,
how sure were you that it was chocolate?
But what about the second underwear?
I've only known you for 13 minutes,
Let's call.
Great idea. We'll turn the lights all the way up,