Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me.
It is perfect and it's got a pool.
- I hadn't even invented yet. - Were you?
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
The girl from high school with the lacrosse thing.
Good race, boys. Take the bitter with the better, eh?
on a very generous grant from the Eduardo Saverin Foundation.
Broke your 335-year-old doorknob.
I can run an empty search
and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page.
It's gonna cost a little more money.
I'm interviewing interns at 10:00 tomorrow night in the CS lab.
And then you say, "Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you."'
You know, I could swear he was looking at you
Drop the lowercase letters. Just: FACEBOOK.
Two nights ago, a sophomore choked the network from a laptop at Kirkland.
Drop the "lol". Just "I'm sorry"
And I'll bet what you hated the most
- And this? - That's my inhaler.
You know what’s cool? A billion miles.
They identify you as one of the founders of Facebook.
If you don't have a place to crash,
Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline.
Drop The "Max Just
This doesn't need to be that difficult.
Easy enough, except I need an idea.
Every minute the site is up, Harvard Connection becomes less valuable.
"Bloody hell! Why do I have to code in American English, mate?"
This is gonna be news, Sean. It's gonna be online any second.
You know what, it would just be easier for us to e-mail it to you.
Would you like to do so?
but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.
you asked me which one was the easiest one.
Is that a question?
allowing you to buy stock in the newly reincorporated Facebook,
When there's emotional testimony, I assume 85% of it is exaggeration.
Unless you're the ballet theater of Hartford,
Drop the “Becka” in Becka Carlisle Girl It’s cleaner
'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.
Yeah.
I'd gotten into the Phoenix.
This was all resolved.
which was an online Rolodex that he got thrown out of by Case Equity.
- Yeah, we never asked. - We should do that.
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard?
'cause I can never get enough of that.
but Mark doesn't want advertising. Who's right?
You're breaking up with me?
There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population...
Drop the "Rx" Just "ProFocal"
Wow.
"Counsel: 'And when you signed these documents,
. .
Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though.
Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China
Okay, ready?
- Dwyer. - Neal.
- Would this be easier without the bra? - It's worth finding out.
- Tori! - No, no, I'm good.
Exactly like Napster.
Oh, my God.
You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod, you're gonna nod,
Yeah, I'm not sure if it's gonna be cool with them that I spam their e-mails.
Go, go, go, go, go.
- I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen. - And why not?
- Have you ever tried? - I'm trying right now.
As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever
broke your 335 year old old door knob
Someone from the Porc or the Fly must have reported it.
You know whas
For the record, she may look like a 34C,
I'm sorry, Sy, would you mind addressing him as Mr. Saverin?
Listen, something's happened.
because he was a member of the Phoenix Club.
What did you mean, "get left behind"?
Assume page-table entries have eight status bits.
My brother and I, we pay tuition at this school.
What the... What is that supposed to mean?
Fine, he lied to our e-mail accounts and he gave himself a 42-day head start,
You don't hear anything. You're writing code.
Drop Monday Morning It’s Cleaner
that might be considered legitimate grounds for termination?
If I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 600 people in 1 day
You can take this away and bring back the 1942.
Mr. Zuckerberg registered the domain name The Facebook
Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our e-mails or phone calls
Next is Eliot.
What sound is he making? Is that like a tsk?
- On the Internet. - That's why I came over.
Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls
So I decided to come up with the next big thing.
Drop the '30 people call' it's cleaner
and if we start installing pop-ups for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool.
The users are interconnected. That is the whole point.
Not just in the Greater Orlando area, but in the world
- Do it. - I already did.
- Look, they're not gonna card us. - They might.
Because I'm not coming back for the thirty percent I'm coming back for everything
Yeah.
Okay, well, we have something that we've been working on for a while
to everyone who ever has built a chair, okay?
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
- Oh, my God. - The girl on the left.
I think you should definitely come and live with us.
I understand.
To AKPsi's First Party of the Fall Semester
I think I'm good right here.
December 15th, 2003.
"Bloody hell! Why do I have to code in American English, mate?"
Getting paid 2x a month isn't cool. You know what's cool?
It said that we had to have a business meeting.
Now, is there anything that you need to tell me?
Drop the "Drunk" Just "Suburban Dad"
One, she said "facebook me," right? And then the other is, well, you know...
You have no idea what that's gonna mean to my father.
on a street two blocks from the Stanford campus.
I heard about your big-ticket ad buys. Gary's Tuxedos.
He’s wired in
We don't crash ever!
Marvel Land. Not Star Wars Land. Ya Dingus.
Except two years later, the company's worth $500 million,
is exactly what we were told to do in your freshman address.
Why not?
We carried average GPAs at this school. We won 2nd place intramural trophies for this school
No, calm down.
Drop the "crust." Just AIM Sxs. It's cleaner.
That's a Facebook page?
- Then wait, I apologize, okay? - I have to go study.
- I have to go study. - You don't have to study.
I'm not sure how we missed it.
- It was better than that. - Yeah.
Drop the "ssa"
A place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life.
- Now, if you'll allow me... - Excuse me one second.
You don’t think Mixon was involved do you?
Are you praying?
A million miles isn’t cool, you know what’s cool? A billion miles
Enough to get him out of the company. The drugs, the girls.
I don't care if he's an actual angel. Why is he setting up business meetings?
I don’t think politicians today ever saw “The Social Network.”
Here you go.
You don't care if the side effects may include blindness.
No, no. Cambridge.
"and it should be about 15 hours of coding, so I'll be busy tomorrow night."
Well, go ahead.
- Please don't tell him I said that. - What did you just say?
- Do you live here? - Yeah.
- I can't feel my legs. - I know.
I was crashing there for a little bit while I'm taking care of some things,
Then why aren't we doing anything about it?
You’re not an asshole Paul
- May I see some ID, please? - Yeah, sure, sorry.
- You can't do that. - Wardo, I said I know.
70 for me, 30 for you for putting up the $1,000
No, but I don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover.
where anybody has the best chance.
If this is online, I wanna see it.
Just brutal, brutally bad. Brutally excruciating. Jesus.
"over 650 students had registered to use thefacebook. Com.
But I'm not talking about a dating site.
Give each girl a base rating of 1400.
- You must be Mark. - Hi.
Yes. I could sing in an a Capella group, but I can't sing.
Do you think I deserve your full attention?
The third is an exchange agreement
See, in a world where social structure was everything,
We don't know, we're just shooting at each other.
The guy is the prince of a country the size of Nantucket, relax
who all got 1600 on their SATs?
This is pathetic.
You should know that Mark has already taken his percentage from 60 down to 51.
What were their names?
I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared.
At this point, your $1,000 was the only money that had been put into the company?
What were we doing that none of us heard about this?
you didn't ask my clients for it.
We carried average GPAs at this school. We won 2nd place intramural trophies for this school.
I didn't know that. Tell me more.
I don't care.
Vertically integrated media companies aren’t cool. Pure plays are cool.
"I won't really be free to meet until next Wednesday afternoon."
I'm just checking your math on that.
- And why do I let you? - I know.
because I had to have the chicken with me at all times.
"As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said,
That was stupid.
Shit, that looks good. That looks really good.
run away with you on a new project.
We have groupies.
- I mean, look around. - It'll be embarrassing.
- You're unemployed. - I wouldn't say that.
On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew.
He also founded the companies.
Have you ever seen her with anyone?