Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People who go on The Facebook

I'm supposed to write about these four paintings.

A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Cum

She was under oath.

Do I have your full attention

This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars.

Can we do that? It's been almost three hours.

Don't screw around with me now. Look at me.

Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's!

"I have a CS problem set that I'm just getting started with

its time for them to see this in South Korea

Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day.

Christy's crazy.

Drop the "I" Just DOSA, it's clean

I'm late for biochem.

which is that getting there first is everything.

Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit.

Man, that's an awful lot of traffic.

did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss,

Ma'am, I know you've done your homework,

I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class

My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer

between Jewish guys and Asian girls.

- Which Roosevelt? - Theodore.

For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas,

You stole our whole goddamn idea

You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.

So, tell me about your progress.

It's better to be accused of necrophilia.

Yeah, but, you know, it was probably just a diversity thing.

And then he got around to The Facebook.

That's my roommate.

- I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point. - Please, arrive at the point.

Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

He's gonna look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate

he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board, he'd gotten a lot of notoriety.

Mr. Saverin. Hey. Right over here.

Why does your Status say "single" on your Facebook page?

He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did.

- The homeless rock star of Palo Alto. - All right.

Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now

I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!

If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before?

"Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?" And he'll say, "I am."

Happy ending, right?

Let's line up some shots.

So that was why.

I didn't know whether to dress for the party or for the business meeting,

and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

How did you know that?

I can tell them to turn the music down.

And once you do get results, they don't link directly to the images.

I'm the business end of this company.

Cause I’m not coming back with a 3k go-kart IM COMING BACK WITH HRT

Drop the "East." Just "Palestine."

I told him I thought it sounded great.

"So we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night."

November 30th, 2003.

- First time. - Mine, too.

when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room.

- I'm Bob. - How you doing?

in order to get the attention of the clubs.

- I'm so high. - No, you're not.

because you're not a member.

Everything's great.

- Yes. - How did you feel the meetings went?

No, this would be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl

I'll be right back.

Let me rephrase this.

I didn't know you guys got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil.

Walker spelled the usual way, and my last name is the same as my brother’s

The Facebook is cool, that's what it's got going for it.

I wasn't making a comment on your appearance.

- You're a zillionaire. - Not technically.

He was right, California's the place we've gotta be.

Drop the .AI Just .com

or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?

That's not mine.

Drop the "le" just "101"

So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script.

Everyone getting their own

Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner Divya.

"This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work,

Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?

you're telling me an administrator on the rope doesn't know how to update his icon on the rope?

Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper?

Mr. Saverin, what happened after the initial launch?

Drop the “Collazo.” It’s cleaner that way.

And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.

Your phone does work.

Full course load. Studying.

Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things

But mostly how Mark had to... He had to come to California.

Tyler Winklevoss.

and I'm talking as the business end of the company, the site...

- Yes. - A total of $19,000 now.

Just because something's trite doesn't make it less true.

You're Sean Parker?

FINAL Club. Not finals club.

- How much more? - About 200 more.

William Taft Elementary, for a little while.

We’re gentlemen of Harvard

- Do you see any of your code on Facebook? - Sy, could you...

Thank you very much for your time, sir.

Drop the “The”. Just “Degenerates”.

All right. Thanks, guys.

He stole our website.

If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,

What do you mean?

Okay. But they manage to make money selling pants.

I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it.

You made the right choice.

Okay, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia.

And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me.

you'd have invented Facebook.

And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was.

'Cause The Facebook is cool,

Imgur isn't cool You know what's cool

Okay. Did he add anything else?

No, it says I could face legal action.

People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends,

You're saying it's unusual for 4:00 in the morning?

Ashleigh? Me? No.

I asked what your plan for the...

You would have gotten him in the second round

Or you could get into a final club.

We'd like to work with you.

Are you kidding me? I could've been killed.

- It works. - Who should we send it to first?

You think this is such a good idea?

Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing.

so I'm going to have to get all the images

You're obsessed with finals clubs.

And you're here because...

I wasn't wearing my contacts.

The question was, "What did you talk about?"

We don't even know what it is yet. We don't know what it is.

Well, looks like that cease-and-desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh?