Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She was under oath.

he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board, he'd gotten a lot of notoriety.

Drop the "I" Just DOSA, it's clean

"So we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night."

"Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?" And he'll say, "I am."

The Facebook is cool, that's what it's got going for it.

I'll be right back.

Okay, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia.

So that was why.

William Taft Elementary, for a little while.

If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

I can tell them to turn the music down.

November 30th, 2003.

Drop the .AI Just .com

"This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work,

I didn't know whether to dress for the party or for the business meeting,

Just because something's trite doesn't make it less true.

- I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point. - Please, arrive at the point.

Yeah, but, you know, it was probably just a diversity thing.

He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did.

You're obsessed with finals clubs.

Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before?

So, tell me about your progress.

- I'm Bob. - How you doing?

Drop the “The”. Just “Degenerates”.

Tyler Winklevoss.

If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,

We’re gentlemen of Harvard

For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas,

We don't even know what it is yet. We don't know what it is.

Christy's crazy.

I didn't know you guys got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil.

All right. Thanks, guys.

He's gonna look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate

Happy ending, right?

And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.

Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper?

Are you kidding me? I could've been killed.

and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

What do you mean?

Okay. But they manage to make money selling pants.

We'd like to work with you.

Don't screw around with me now. Look at me.

Walker spelled the usual way, and my last name is the same as my brother’s

Drop the "le" just "101"

And once you do get results, they don't link directly to the images.

Man, that's an awful lot of traffic.

in order to get the attention of the clubs.

No, it says I could face legal action.

Do I have your full attention

Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's!

You stole our whole goddamn idea

This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars.

Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?

A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Cum

- Do you see any of your code on Facebook? - Sy, could you...

Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner Divya.

I'm the business end of this company.

You're Sean Parker?

I'm supposed to write about these four paintings.

He stole our website.

People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends,

Let me rephrase this.

Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

you'd have invented Facebook.

It's better to be accused of necrophilia.

Mr. Saverin. Hey. Right over here.

I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class

Drop the "East." Just "Palestine."

or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?

You think this is such a good idea?

- You're a zillionaire. - Not technically.

- Which Roosevelt? - Theodore.

Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing.

- It works. - Who should we send it to first?

'Cause The Facebook is cool,

Let's line up some shots.

And then he got around to The Facebook.

Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day.

Drop the “Collazo.” It’s cleaner that way.

He was right, California's the place we've gotta be.

The question was, "What did you talk about?"

Or you could get into a final club.

you're telling me an administrator on the rope doesn't know how to update his icon on the rope?

You made the right choice.

Your phone does work.

and I'm talking as the business end of the company, the site...

Mr. Saverin, what happened after the initial launch?

Full course load. Studying.

Why does your Status say "single" on your Facebook page?

I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it.

How did you know that?

- How much more? - About 200 more.

Ashleigh? Me? No.

You're saying it's unusual for 4:00 in the morning?

I'm late for biochem.

Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit.

Everyone getting their own

No, this would be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl

"I have a CS problem set that I'm just getting started with

Imgur isn't cool You know what's cool

But mostly how Mark had to... He had to come to California.

because you're not a member.

between Jewish guys and Asian girls.

Well, looks like that cease-and-desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh?

You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.

I wasn't making a comment on your appearance.

Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now

Everything's great.

Okay. Did he add anything else?

People who go on The Facebook

did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss,

FINAL Club. Not finals club.

- The homeless rock star of Palo Alto. - All right.

so I'm going to have to get all the images

I asked what your plan for the...

So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script.

I wasn't wearing my contacts.

And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me.

- Yes. - A total of $19,000 now.

its time for them to see this in South Korea

Can we do that? It's been almost three hours.

when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room.

Ma'am, I know you've done your homework,

My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer

And you're here because...

which is that getting there first is everything.

I told him I thought it sounded great.

Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things

You would have gotten him in the second round

Thank you very much for your time, sir.

That's my roommate.

That's not mine.

And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was.

- I'm so high. - No, you're not.

I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!

- Yes. - How did you feel the meetings went?

Cause I’m not coming back with a 3k go-kart IM COMING BACK WITH HRT

- First time. - Mine, too.