Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What is that on the bottom of the page? - It says "A Mark Zuckerberg production."

The eight status bits would then be...

From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.

and we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe.

Jordan was cheating on his Economist quiz?

They need your signature on some documents,

They hate doing stories about Harvard.

Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something.

I have here an article from The Crimson...

That's what you said?

Have you seen the big ones up close?

Because you don't have a Harvard...

As for any accusations stemming from Russian election interference,

Cam, this guy hacked the facebook of seven houses.

Wow. Well, they had to make an example out of you.

- You had me accused of animal cruelty. - Seriously. What the hell's the chicken?

Narrowing isn't Cool? You know what is cool?

- Mark? - Yeah.

Hey, guys. Come on back.

except if you had known what you were looking for,

I'm not sure why you're asking me that.

We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day.

Who is jd vance

Drop the “Babyl,” just “the hive.” It’s cleaner

Half a million dollars. And he's setting us up in an office.

Sorry, you didn't bring down the record companies.

You sure about this?

We don't know what it can be. We don't know what it will be.

And, if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone?

- How about now? Are you still wired in? - Call security.

Your major's French.

Well, Mark doesn't care about money and he needs to be protected.

than there are people of any kind living in the United States?

It’s because you’re an asshole.

Let's write it.

His Royal Highness Prince Albert.

This is in dispute!

We need 20 minutes!

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write me a check for your playoff spot

It's on your blog.

Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here.

because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance.

To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on Harvard Connection?

At any given time Girl A has a rating R-a and Girl B has a rating R-b.

And frankly, you did spend an awful lot of time embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg

Yes, sir. He's actually quoted a couple times.

you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?

Hey, you know what? Settle an argument for us.

"Sorry I was unreachable tonight. I just got about three of your missed calls.

Did you know that they came from money?

People were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information.

We need more servers than I ever expected we'd need.

And this Airbnb was the biggest thing on the island, that included

- Do you live and breathe Facebook? - Yes.

You're not like 15 years old or anything, are you?

His name is Anthony and yes, you can

I'm sure you're right.

and there's no way I'm going to go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time.

It’s not gonna look down

You think you know my team, right?

It was set up through my girlfriend at the time.

- We never asked... - Just start another project?

- Thanks, that was mine. - Easy.

You apologized, right?

Just row the damn boat.

I just... I'd love to talk to you alone if we could just go someplace.

Gotta handle the traffic.

I stole it from a tranny.

and then intercept all traffic over its secure port.

We have to expand

...at Out of Town News and picked up that copy of Popular Electronics magazine

Private behavior is a relic of a time gone by.

It was a big project,

God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 650 people in one day.

Is there any way to make this a fair fight?

Divya and my brother don't have trouble putting things indelicately.

You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes.

I say it's time to start making money from The Facebook,

You know, I've already apologized in The Crimson to the ABHW,

I like sitting next to you, sean

What's going on?

Stop typing. We're off the record.

Miss, I need you to button your blouse.

- Really? - At 4:00 a.m.

Welcome to CSRP staff team

I'm under some pressure right now from my os class.

Drop the “Burroughs,” just “Page.” It’s cleaner.

This must be hard.

Yeah, you're right.

That Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity,

What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him?

No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players.

I'm totally psyched about this, too. But, Wardo?

Super Rugby Fantasy Commercialisation

changed their profiles, changed their photos...

and come up with a stock structure that allows for new investors.

I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.

$305M isn't cool You know what's cool? $306M!

Well, I have 12:45. Why don't we say that's lunch?

Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg.

I shouldn't have written that thing about the farm animals.

- Hey, man... - Harvard Bartending Course.

That’s life In the nhl

It means it's time for the website to start generating revenue.

That's exactly what we said to him. He's giving us the finger in The Crimson.

tend to stay on longer than almost any other website.

"I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.

What's going on?

"would help restore his reputation

That's tough for me, 'cause my... Never mind.

- And that was April 13th, 2004. - You can mark it.

I asked the question, now everybody's thinking about it.

but I also had to leave room for the users to run their programs in 4 k-bytes.

I need the algorithm.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do.

and you could start by getting a story in the BU student newspaper.

and Harvard Connection is lame.

- Awesome job with The Facebook. - Awesome job.

and now we're going to live on the Internet!

Yeah, after you passed out last night I went on The Facebook for a little bit.

- Twenty-one. - I'm 21.

So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook.

But we all know marlins don't really weigh 3,000 pounds, right?

I'm going to enter this into the record.

Mark, what is this?

Yes. Thank you.

Drop the "Max", Just "HBO"

Did you really just say that?

Current Status: Wired In!

So if there's something wrong, if there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me.

- Who? - The girls.

Students are required to respect public and private ownership,

Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions.

I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company.

I don't know how.

seriously, what the hell's the hats and pencils?

"He said he anticipated that 900 students would have joined the site by this morning."

The next transformative development, a picture-sharing application.

is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook.

- "Eduardo Saverin, co-founder and CFO." - Yeah.

I’m not signing those papers

I made the second cut.

I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school.

Well, you won't be able to go on the website yourself.

He's gonna say it's stupid.

You see, the shoe’s on the other table Which has turned

- You guys hear about this? - What?

and his 5% of the company will come from my end.

Who is JD Vance?

You didn't have to be that rough on him.

We'll put all this together and we'll e-mail it to you.

Honey, you should put your laptop away.

I need a real drink.

I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back.

Sean Parker founded Napster.

Should we get something to eat?

Malc in 2 months

You asked me which one was the easiest to get into