Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We never asked... - Just start another project?

Yes, sir. He's actually quoted a couple times.

Drop the “Babyl,” just “the hive.” It’s cleaner

You sure about this?

I have here an article from The Crimson...

except if you had known what you were looking for,

and Harvard Connection is lame.

I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school.

- Hey, man... - Harvard Bartending Course.

From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.

We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day.

and there's no way I'm going to go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time.

- What is that on the bottom of the page? - It says "A Mark Zuckerberg production."

I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.

That's what you said?

This must be hard.

I need a real drink.

That’s life In the nhl

Jordan was cheating on his Economist quiz?

Cam, this guy hacked the facebook of seven houses.

It's on your blog.

Hey, you know what? Settle an argument for us.

You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes.

So if there's something wrong, if there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me.

- "Eduardo Saverin, co-founder and CFO." - Yeah.

- Awesome job with The Facebook. - Awesome job.

I stole it from a tranny.

Private behavior is a relic of a time gone by.

What's going on?

- Really? - At 4:00 a.m.

But we all know marlins don't really weigh 3,000 pounds, right?

Is there any way to make this a fair fight?

Hey, guys. Come on back.

than there are people of any kind living in the United States?

Did you really just say that?

- Twenty-one. - I'm 21.

seriously, what the hell's the hats and pencils?

Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions.

"would help restore his reputation

Mark, what is this?

Welcome to CSRP staff team

Malc in 2 months

Well, I have 12:45. Why don't we say that's lunch?

His Royal Highness Prince Albert.

but I also had to leave room for the users to run their programs in 4 k-bytes.

Did you know that they came from money?

- Who? - The girls.

That's exactly what we said to him. He's giving us the finger in The Crimson.

I need the algorithm.

You know, I've already apologized in The Crimson to the ABHW,

Let's write it.

Students are required to respect public and private ownership,

and we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe.

And, if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone?

I'm totally psyched about this, too. But, Wardo?

I don't know how.

At any given time Girl A has a rating R-a and Girl B has a rating R-b.

No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players.

And this Airbnb was the biggest thing on the island, that included

We need 20 minutes!

You see, the shoe’s on the other table Which has turned

Divya and my brother don't have trouble putting things indelicately.

It’s not gonna look down

- And that was April 13th, 2004. - You can mark it.

- How about now? Are you still wired in? - Call security.

I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company.

I like sitting next to you, sean

because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance.

- Do you live and breathe Facebook? - Yes.

They need your signature on some documents,

It means it's time for the website to start generating revenue.

Yeah, after you passed out last night I went on The Facebook for a little bit.

Gotta handle the traffic.

Yes. Thank you.

Sorry, you didn't bring down the record companies.

Current Status: Wired In!

Who is JD Vance?

I asked the question, now everybody's thinking about it.

The next transformative development, a picture-sharing application.

We don't know what it can be. We don't know what it will be.

Who is jd vance

And frankly, you did spend an awful lot of time embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg

I made the second cut.

- Mark? - Yeah.

You think you know my team, right?

$305M isn't cool You know what's cool? $306M!

Super Rugby Fantasy Commercialisation

Yeah, you're right.

They hate doing stories about Harvard.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity,

"He said he anticipated that 900 students would have joined the site by this morning."

What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him?

is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook.

His name is Anthony and yes, you can

changed their profiles, changed their photos...

You asked me which one was the easiest to get into

I just... I'd love to talk to you alone if we could just go someplace.

God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 650 people in one day.

and you could start by getting a story in the BU student newspaper.

Narrowing isn't Cool? You know what is cool?

- You guys hear about this? - What?

As for any accusations stemming from Russian election interference,

and now we're going to live on the Internet!

and come up with a stock structure that allows for new investors.

...at Out of Town News and picked up that copy of Popular Electronics magazine

Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do.

We have to expand

I shouldn't have written that thing about the farm animals.

Wow. Well, they had to make an example out of you.

We'll put all this together and we'll e-mail it to you.

Stop typing. We're off the record.

You apologized, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here.

Miss, I need you to button your blouse.

and then intercept all traffic over its secure port.

He's gonna say it's stupid.

Half a million dollars. And he's setting us up in an office.

Well, Mark doesn't care about money and he needs to be protected.

I'm under some pressure right now from my os class.

What's going on?

Drop the “Burroughs,” just “Page.” It’s cleaner.

That's tough for me, 'cause my... Never mind.

Should we get something to eat?

"Sorry I was unreachable tonight. I just got about three of your missed calls.

It was a big project,

We need more servers than I ever expected we'd need.

I'm sure you're right.

You didn't have to be that rough on him.

Because you don't have a Harvard...

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write me a check for your playoff spot

and his 5% of the company will come from my end.

I'm not sure why you're asking me that.

Your major's French.

Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg.

Well, you won't be able to go on the website yourself.

I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back.

Honey, you should put your laptop away.

Drop the "Max", Just "HBO"

"I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.

- Thanks, that was mine. - Easy.

Just row the damn boat.

Sean Parker founded Napster.

you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?

You're not like 15 years old or anything, are you?

It was set up through my girlfriend at the time.

It’s because you’re an asshole.

Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something.

tend to stay on longer than almost any other website.

- You had me accused of animal cruelty. - Seriously. What the hell's the chicken?

Have you seen the big ones up close?

So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook.

To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on Harvard Connection?

This is in dispute!

People were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information.

The eight status bits would then be...

I say it's time to start making money from The Facebook,

I'm going to enter this into the record.