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is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday.

You were told that if new investors came along...

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and tell you Hillary Clinton is the president of the United States.

There was one more meeting scheduled for the New York trip.

violating individual privacy by creating the website www.facemash.com.

No, no, take your time.

And people had the ability to invite, or not invite, their friends to join.

What do you mean?

Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company?

Sorry I drafted Paris, Texas!

- Mark... - That I said that stuff to her?

Excellent. Moving right along.

Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing.

Hey, Mark's here.

and it certainly was not the act of a friend.

And the other 15?

This building's 100 years older than the country it's in, so do be careful.

He comes up with an idea for a high-end place

- That's a good analogy. - Okay.

"'I can do a classier job than they can and I did it in a week."'

I go to my first punch party tomorrow.

We're Gentlemen of Harvard

You're 20 minutes late.

All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently...

state the ownership as follows: 65% for Mark Zuckerberg,

Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing.

Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting?

One on the left.

College kids are online because their friends are online

Mark, are you praying?

Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way.

Good to see you, Officer. What can I do for you?

He blogged about you.

Students. Undergrads.

You came to California.

Browse around. Maybe it's someone you just met at a party.

I meant to catching the marlin instead of the 14 trout.

Are you guys using Spikes or Ghost Missiles?

Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts. Did you know I sent 47 texts?

I thought they were My lawyers

How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down.

Comparing women to farm animals.

No, I know what the word means. I'm asking how you wanna do it.

We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school. We've won trophies for this school.

I read your blog.

Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free.

'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs.

I changed the music industry for better and for always.

THE HOMELESS ROCKSTAR OF PAULO ALTO

Don't you get that?

- Excuse me! - Yes, sir.

- That can't possibly be true. - It is.

The site got 2,200 hits within two hours?

Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that?

What happened to Sean?

Have I said something wrong?

Shit that makes sense.

How do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us?

"'were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?"'

Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. They were programmers.

I think Wardo's jealous.

I want punitive relief, I want my chips salty And I want Juanitas dead

"The Facebook is an online directory that connects people

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check.

Who knew? The music industry doesn't have a sense of humor.

No, this'd be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl.

Okay, Eduardo, did Mr. Zuckerberg say anything to you after you signed the papers?

You never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardize it?

150,000 members, Wardo.

They wanna have drinks later.

They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache.

He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford.

but you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture.

If the servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.

this telecast is copyrighted by nfl for the private use of our audience any other use this telecast or any pictures description or accounts this game without nfl's consent is prohibited

Seriously, I'm on the thing like five times a day.

Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.

Because I do. Now here's the arrangement.

next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter.

pay them, in the scheme of things... it's a speeding ticket

- Anne? - Yes, sir?

And then before I left he said...

We were supposed to meet at 9:00.

"'a couple of years to get around to it.

It's called the Harvard Connection.

I should just kick your ass.

I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind.

- Of course I'm not saying that, sir. - I'm saying that.

Tyler Winklevoss.

they're not Jewish, and they can't dance.

I can read about you torturing birds. Since when...

What are you doing?

Every once in a while, I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going.

Not even remotely true, and I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts

Drop the lowercase letters. Just “Facebook” in all caps. It’s cleaner.

I'm devastated by that.

doesn't know how to change his Relationship Status on Facebook?

Doesn't that sound good?

I said I'd help.

Drop the "Standing." Just "The Last Samurai."

Don't ever apologize to anyone for suggesting a house like that.

And as somebody who's just really embarrassed the company in a bad way...

I'll let you know how the party is.

Can you please repeat the question?

Use Sweet Kamikazes.

did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means?

"to get a site like this to run"?

- Mackey. - Yes, sir.

coming back to school for at least a semester,

We had a zip line to the pool.

When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win

You're not a psychiatrist, but what?

That's what I want for you.

Well, very nice to meet you.

- You can use a CD. - You can do it off of me.

It'll be because you're an asshole.

You're talking about fashion? Really, you?

Erica Albright's a bitch.

Good luck with your graduation

You know this is where they filmed Towering Inferno?

we made a list of every school within 100 miles...

- I made it. - You did.

Like getting punched.

A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid.

You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further.

White republicans That learned how to talk

You were accused of animal cruelty.

- What? - Fashion. Fashion is never finished.

Now, here's the most impressive statistic.

drop the 'aviation' Just bond, it's cleaner

Drop the “t”. Just “Mat”. It’s cleaner

It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel

And you just never bothered to change it?

That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up.

Drop the "the" just Test app

I'm sorry, I was looking at the architecture

not just at Harvard, but in the world.

You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it

It probably was a diversity thing.

Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally Close.

Look at these girls. Right or left?

What my brother means is, if Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room

No, not Roth. Manningham.

Mr. Zuckerberg,

And we're not suing anybody.

It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me.

Super Rugby Fantasy Commercialisation

Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes.

Did I use any of your code?

You had one friend.

And he is a houseguest living here rent free

What's that gonna do?

You're gonna introduce me to people

When did you approach Mr. Todd for the idea of “the golf app”