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THE HOMELESS ROCKSTAR OF PAULO ALTO

"'a couple of years to get around to it.

And we're not suing anybody.

we made a list of every school within 100 miles...

did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means?

- Of course I'm not saying that, sir. - I'm saying that.

Shit that makes sense.

Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. They were programmers.

What do you mean?

doesn't know how to change his Relationship Status on Facebook?

"'were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?"'

is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday.

We were supposed to meet at 9:00.

I can read about you torturing birds. Since when...

No, not Roth. Manningham.

- I made it. - You did.

He blogged about you.

"to get a site like this to run"?

What are you doing?

You never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardize it?

Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes.

What my brother means is, if Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room

I'll let you know how the party is.

You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it

That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up.

And as somebody who's just really embarrassed the company in a bad way...

All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently...

- What? - Fashion. Fashion is never finished.

- That can't possibly be true. - It is.

Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that?

I meant to catching the marlin instead of the 14 trout.

You came to California.

You're 20 minutes late.

Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally Close.

they're not Jewish, and they can't dance.

- You can use a CD. - You can do it off of me.

What happened to Sean?

Can you please repeat the question?

coming back to school for at least a semester,

next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter.

It's called the Harvard Connection.

- Excuse me! - Yes, sir.

What's that gonna do?

Super Rugby Fantasy Commercialisation

It'll be because you're an asshole.

this telecast is copyrighted by nfl for the private use of our audience any other use this telecast or any pictures description or accounts this game without nfl's consent is prohibited

Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing.

Not even remotely true, and I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts

I go to my first punch party tomorrow.

- That's a good analogy. - Okay.

not just at Harvard, but in the world.

Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free.

Drop the "the" just Test app

I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind.

You had one friend.

Are you guys using Spikes or Ghost Missiles?

This building's 100 years older than the country it's in, so do be careful.

Excellent. Moving right along.

If the servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.

And you just never bothered to change it?

College kids are online because their friends are online

pay them, in the scheme of things... it's a speeding ticket

You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further.

Every once in a while, I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going.

Good luck with your graduation

And then before I left he said...

Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting?

We had a zip line to the pool.

Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way.

Like getting punched.

"'I can do a classier job than they can and I did it in a week."'

You were accused of animal cruelty.

and it certainly was not the act of a friend.

It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel

White republicans That learned how to talk

Well, very nice to meet you.

drop the 'aviation' Just bond, it's cleaner

When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win

I changed the music industry for better and for always.

You were told that if new investors came along...

but you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture.

The site got 2,200 hits within two hours?

That's what I want for you.

And he is a houseguest living here rent free

One on the left.

We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school. We've won trophies for this school.

No, this'd be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl.

I'm sorry, I was looking at the architecture

'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs.

"The Facebook is an online directory that connects people

Browse around. Maybe it's someone you just met at a party.

- Mackey. - Yes, sir.

Don't ever apologize to anyone for suggesting a house like that.

Good to see you, Officer. What can I do for you?

Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts. Did you know I sent 47 texts?

I want punitive relief, I want my chips salty And I want Juanitas dead

Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.

Comparing women to farm animals.

A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid.

Hey, Mark's here.

We're Gentlemen of Harvard

Students. Undergrads.

Okay, Eduardo, did Mr. Zuckerberg say anything to you after you signed the papers?

How do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us?

150,000 members, Wardo.

It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me.

You know this is where they filmed Towering Inferno?

Drop the lowercase letters. Just “Facebook” in all caps. It’s cleaner.

You're gonna introduce me to people

- Mark... - That I said that stuff to her?

They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache.

Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company?

I think Wardo's jealous.

They wanna have drinks later.

It probably was a diversity thing.

Don't you get that?

You're not a psychiatrist, but what?

Doesn't that sound good?

Who knew? The music industry doesn't have a sense of humor.

I should just kick your ass.

Mr. Zuckerberg,

He comes up with an idea for a high-end place

Did I use any of your code?

And the other 15?

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check.

How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down.

I read your blog.

Tyler Winklevoss.

Use Sweet Kamikazes.

No, I know what the word means. I'm asking how you wanna do it.

violating individual privacy by creating the website www.facemash.com.

I thought they were My lawyers

Drop the “t”. Just “Mat”. It’s cleaner

You're talking about fashion? Really, you?

When did you approach Mr. Todd for the idea of “the golf app”

Because I do. Now here's the arrangement.

- Anne? - Yes, sir?

Drop the "Standing." Just "The Last Samurai."

Sorry I drafted Paris, Texas!

No, no, take your time.

Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing.

I said I'd help.

He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford.

Have I said something wrong?

I'm devastated by that.

state the ownership as follows: 65% for Mark Zuckerberg,

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and tell you Hillary Clinton is the president of the United States.

Look at these girls. Right or left?

Now, here's the most impressive statistic.

And people had the ability to invite, or not invite, their friends to join.

There was one more meeting scheduled for the New York trip.

Seriously, I'm on the thing like five times a day.

Erica Albright's a bitch.

Mark, are you praying?