Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People don't walk around with a sign on them that says...

Drop the “chip”…. Just “chocolate cookie”

I brought you a present.

Go see if it's everybody's.

Yeah, how is that different from MySpace or Friendster?

People came to Facemash in a stampede, right?

I've been calling his cell.

I'm a hard worker.

- What is your problem with Sean? - He doesn't bring anything to the table.

Yeah, is everything okay?

Security's here. You'll be leaving now.

But not before he made his biggest contribution to the company.

that was the thing.

I'm sorry that you and Mom had to fly out here to see that.

Yes. Would you read it back, please?

It's time for them to see this.. .. in South Korea

That I'm an entrepreneur.

You don't have to be an intellectual property expert

appear simultaneously on all five computers.

but I like the idea of comparing two people together.

- God. - Don't be impressed by all this.

- Did you hear what I just said? - The connections, the energy...

No, it's because you're not thinking how it's gonna look.

We're not starting a knife fight in The Crimson.

I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.

You gotta see some of the new stuff we got. Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall.

Dustin is vice president and head of programing,

You see, the shoe's on the other...

A tiger, don't need no opions from a shellfish or sheep... don't you come for me. No not today, you're calculated I got your number cause you're a joker and i'm a courtside killer queen and you will kiss the ring.

I like having a kia while you drive a Subaru.

Their grounds are our thing is cool and popular, and UW is lame

- Sean? - Mark?

is the one where I'll have the best chance.

- What? - Stanford.

Forget the Wall, tell him about the meeting I've got set up.

drop the "worshipper" Just "Jew."

- Foot? - Table, which has turned.

Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be?

Mark was supposed to pick me up at the airport an hour ago.

Facebook me when you get home.

and Case'll suffer for their sins, too.

And three, that is not John Harvard.

and if we could just order some food, I think we should...

You're also charged with being in violation of university policy,

Goodbye, sweetie.

No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club,

You know with an intern...

It really didn't have much to do with the Winklevosses' dating site.

How would you know? You weren't even there.

After expressing misgivings about Mr. Zuckerberg taking the company

- Get him out of here. - It's okay, I'm going.

It makes me look so smart.

- Tell me about the strategy you're using. - Okay.

It's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus

You don't think Wardo was involved, do you?

Mile-and-a-half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two.

and I had the chicken with me,

- Go to hell. - Take it easy.

you wanna buy a tower records?

The first few pages are reserved for hardware flags, etc.

- I didn't know that. - Napster wasn't a failure.

You Better Lawyer Up, Asshole Im coming back for everything

and a witness in another.

"Hey, Cameron, I'm still a little skeptical that we have enough functionality in the site

and then finally a voter holding agreement.

- Jesus Christ. - Hey, the girls. What were their names?

Can I get a Glock and kill you?

We were talking about CourseMatch.

Eduardo didn't come out?

That is correct.

that he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash.

Guys, what is this?

and they wanna have drinks tonight.

- Yeah. - Are you all right?

Okay, let's look at a sample problem.

"A billion dollars."

drop the 'network' it's cleaner!

If we send it to our friends, it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin.

So instead of going right after them,

We lived on farms and then we lived in cities,

but that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time.

Shit that makes sense.

That's gotta be some kind of land speed record for talking.

- I tried to stop you. - I know.

You better lawyer up, asshole Because I’m

Why does your Relationship Status say "single" on your Facebook page?

- I know what it says. - Did we?

I saw you from over there. I didn't know you came to this club a lot.

- He's got connections to VCs. - We don't need VCs, we need advertisers.

- Maybe you were angry. - I was!

You guys don't have anything in front of you.

Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes

and if it seemed rude, then I apologize.

Now, let me ask you something.

As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard, founder of Harvard University in 1638.

I’ve read enough of recent news for every player

- No, he never lied to our faces. - Okay, he never saw our faces.

It's also called the Statue of Three Lies.

No, you didn't change it so you could screw those Silicon Valley sluts

We need more programmers and we need more money,

including and especially your clients,

Did you say yes?

They're saying that we stole The Facebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses.

I don't go to school.

Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%.

Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.

- It's not important to you. - Sy.

If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth, we need shots.

Approaching the grandstands,

I have my final coming up for Postwar and Contemporary Art

That's awesome.

And I want to welcome you all

In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you.

who's filling in for kaylum trutwein? kieran trutwein.

Is there anything we can do?

This is a once-in-a-generation, "holy shit" idea.

It’s not gonna cool down

Yeah, I want those things, too.

and he was gone.

Drop the "Alvys" Just Mongo DB. It's cleaner

This was the first time you raised any of those concerns, right?

but we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all go off for break.

Why do you think?

But you've seen guys who row crew, right?

Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple.

America isn't the only first world country

And at its center, you know, that's what The Facebook is gonna be about.

And they'll see us again.

- They went terribly. - Why?

I said it's time to monetize the site.

You know what’s cool? A billion miles.

Yeah, I went to check my e-mail and there's a website open on your computer.

By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain.

Drop the t. Just Mat. It’s cleaner

Yes. He said they'd asked him to work on their site,

Maurice is gonna talk to you about some corporate restructuring.

And also, I'm breaking up with you.

- But it didn't matter. - Why not?

My father won't even look at me.

You're not supposed to be in here. This is a men's room.

You know what’s cool? A billion miles.

having cold beers isn't cool. . . . . . ya know what's cool? Having 8 beers

We have been working on.

and in between there was a long flight.

that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to turn down.

Wow. You would do that for me?

Makes a half million dollars his first year.

Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg?

via Network Solutions.

Math checks out

I didn’t want any Stallone or Van damme you no taste having douchebags!

to Phoenix Club's first party of the fall semester!

UR: "you're not a part of interns"