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Uh-huh.
I don't want to sound racist but--
Right, because an idiot wouldn't wipe his ass with our only map.
Since you're too pussy to call for an extraction...
...home.
Oh, okay, so "our friend was bitten by a snake" is...
...there was no one to give you a birthday present.
Nor do I see how you could possibly think...
Oh, my God. That is horrible.
Look, Guatemala's democratically elected government Wasn't gonna overthrow itself.
Oh. Heh.
Maybe. Aah!
Bionic legs, and you lifted with your back?
...male-dominated, xenophobic puppet-state...
...before it's too late.
Aah!
Hang on.
--Way station. I beg your pardon?
What? Wait, so now we're paying people to blow up oil pipelines?
The bigger danger is neuro- and cardiotoxins...
Ah, Gurpgork.
Are you, indeed.
Nope! You are not using the map for that.
...there's a Land Cruiser over there flipping his high beams at us.
God, that was killing me.
I meant Ray, who's just standing there.
Surely that's enough for what I now suspect was a blind camel.