Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

tie him up and hold him till after we finish that game tomorrow.
No, no, no, no.
Let's play. A pack of Oscar Mayer fat-free turkey dogs for the winner.
- Yeah, that's me, John Dillinger. - Relax, I'm just going to pee.
Scott is duct-taped in my bed and I don't think he did it himself.
Bing! Gotcha!
Be quiet. I'm tired of your negativity.
Back to your seats! Now!
I kidnap the greatest player in the NBA, and you don't know who he is!
Oh, yeah?
I already did that. Celtics are gonna blow out Utah tomorrow.
Excuse me.
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan
Bring it in. Huddle up, boys.
Well, Jimmy wouldn't talk like that if he didn't have a gun,
- Here we go, Celtics. - Here we go!
- I mean it! Get out of here, now! - Not going.
- So what? - You're the bad luck guy.
And...why is this man tied up?
- Dad, what happened? - Tommy.
And what have you done? What's your claim to fame?
Heading into the 2nd half, the Celtics leading a listless Utah Jazz 52 to 38,
I'll play 1-1 with This hot dog anyday
Why don't you go jump on the trampoline? You'll feel better.
I saw Kevin when I was out. I hinted about us.
Here's to you. Oh, boy.
- Untie me, baby. I'm home free. - No, we got ESPN-2 coming up.
Screw you. I was trying to be nice. But you are hopeless.
- What's your relationship to them? - I know these two jerks.
I'll call you if I need you.
If somebody gets caught, it's going to be me. I'll take the fall.
Shouldn't you be planting evidence on somebody this time of night?
Defence, defence!
- Big game tomorrow. - The Celtics have to win.
I can't believe this guy is trying to take my championship away from me!
Root for Utah!
- Keep feeding me the rock. - Thanks for the pep talk, asshole.
There'd be an asterisk next to it in the record book.
Keep 'em coming!
I don't know about this, Jimmy.
Selling those wieners!
- A new Celtics dynasty is beginning. - They're gonna do it.
Crosswoods Roblox sucks, Crosswoods Roblox sucks, Crosswoods Roblox sucks, Crosswoods Roblox sucks. Yep, Crosswoods Roblox Sucks, so it will get you ban, if you join the game.
Do it! Destiny!
- What's the deal with the jerseys? - Yeah!
- Talk about your textbook A-hole. - Blaming the team, right?
It's not really a good time right now.
It would have our names next to it.
Good luck, guys.
You know.
And I'm crazy enough to do it. I'd do it.
Chris McCarthy!
- Bean Town! - I hate fans.
- Why do you collect all this junk? - I like it. It's a hobby.
It's over.
We should get out of here. Carol was pissed. She might be calling the cops.
Mike, you got a wife and a kid!
What is this? I thought you two were Utah fans.
This one is called The Boston Celtics.
Than to shoot Tommy for my big wife’s dick grab
- What are you up to? - Having dinner with friends.
Your mom and I are getting divorced. See you, Tommy.
Can’t you see, we are the bad luck guys.
At guard, at six foot three, number 1 1...
Grandma? Are you watching the Bruins game?
I traded my Gordie Howe skates for it.
We move the ball. Lewis gets here, passes to Dale...
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you.
We must've done it when he passed out. We kidnapped him.
- Flaherty Plumbing. - It's Patty and Timmy.
There!
OK. Come on, Lewis, you pansy, let's go!
- Root for Utah. This is a nightmare. - I think I'm going to throw up.
- Kimball, you're blowing it! - You don't like it, do you?
Yeah, OK. I'll get some bananas and make banana pancakes.
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