Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, God!
Mark! Turn on the tube. Help me out.
Di...ane.
the talk is that nobody has seen or heard from Lewis Scott.
You guys suck so bad that Nike should take your shoes away!
I can grow, are you kidding me? I'm practically sprouting right now!
Don't cry. I was just being silly.
I just want to spend some time with you guys, before I...
What a dick!
Just the way you like it, Jimmy. I've even toasted the bun.
I didn't know you even had a gun.
No, no, no, Lewis Scott is going to buy you two a drink.
Well, it could be worse. It's not like we're boat people
In the 80s, when the Celtics won the championship,
Hey, guys.
- Hey! - This way, dumb ass!
- Something's got to be done. - There's nothing to do.
It wouldn't be a fair win.
- Thanks, Suzy. - It's on the house, Jimmy.
I love him, but he's just not good for us.
Two white Irish guys who hate the Celtics, ain't that right, guys?
He passed me the ball?
I'm Lewis Scott.
Kiss my ass Boston!!
I'll play 1 on 1 with This hot dog anyday
It looks like it's all Celtics here tonight.
- Get the ball, boy, 'cause it's over. - It's not over till I say it's over!
- You can't bench me. - You're benched! Sit down!
-Jeez. He's coming to. -Just relax and enjoy the ride!
A hero fights against injustice.
Bounce!
Scott's never going to wake up. We may as well turn ourselves in now.
Traitor! Back-stabber!
I was going to make them, too. I was in the mood.
Can we not talk about sports?
- We're probably going to jail. - What do we do?
There is nothing you guys can't do! I believe in you. Believe in yourselves.
Wish you was out there. I'd take you to school.
For fun.
- You'd better untie me right now! - That's it! You want some of this?
- Do it! - No can do, man.
- How? There's no toaster here. - I used my curling iron.
You wouldn't see Big Jim Fulton hawking chainsaws.
He unites, uplifts and inspires.
- Good evening, sir. Ma'am. - Kevin.
Wear something purple.
Yeah, right.
- You're going to root for me. - I'm not rooting for you!
- Please don't take this from me! - You don't deserve it.
Somebody’s On Fire!!!
If you was my bitch, I'd do that to you.
Some eggs, sausages and bacon and make a Spanish omelette.
- You're beautiful! - Back on D!
I'm sorry, OK?
..your fabulous Boston Celtics.
and have fun.
on God's green earth
Here we go! Here we go!
Oh, God! Jimmy! Lewis Scott's in the bed!
In a couple of weeks, this place is rubble. Jimmy, this is your destiny!
..it's sad.
They said he's dancing. He's dancing!
Maybe you two should switch.
and beat the living snot out of him!
Who are you, man?
-Just guy stuff. - Having fun with the guys.
The first drink I'm going to make is called...
That thought crossed my mind.
- And he's dancing. What an asshole! - Thanks.
- I mean Mike O'Hara. - And...
I want them to win.
That's not fair!
Please give a big hand to Jimmy Flaherty!
You didn't bet on the Celtics?
They were on fire. Then something changed.
There are some people in this world, that's all they really understand.
Excuse me, gym teacher. May I use the bathroom?