Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, yeah. That's really nice of you, douche bag.
We can even cry! And I promise I won't try to smack him this time.
- Did it affect his power chop? - Yes, but not his log rolling.
- That's me. - Holy shit! It's Jimmy!
we'd tie up Cal Ripkin Jr. He's white.
Hey! You don't want to play with Flaherty. He's crazy.
- Put your good stuff on the bench. - I feel you, Coach.
..he's the greatest player in the NBA.
Go all the way! Yes!
If you was an old woman with no teeth, I'd still have you gummin'.
Get Scott!
- Can you put the phone by the TV? - No problem. Hold on a second.
Go JAZZ
- Shit! That could have been my head! - I wish it was.
We’re the bad luck guys
Tomorrow's gonna be the greatest day of my life.
We're just joking around. We're not talking about a crime here, are we?
- He's gotta wear a hat or something. - We gotta go!
Fans like these, you can have 'em.
- You don't have to do this. - I want to.
comes from you never having made it as a player.
Beautiful, Celts!
You must love living in that fantasy world.
Hey, Coach Kimball!
I don't think your dad's gonna see you Sunday. Maybe February.
Yellow, purple, green and white, the Jazz are gonna win tonight!
Don't cry
Cover you? You're covered. Oh, boy.
Let's mess him up.
He'll never win it.
- What happened? - Keep singing!
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
Let's play invent-a-drink.
Grant Hill would have gone to church and come to practice early.
Hey, beer!
- The nerve of that guy. - You're telling me.
Doc Kaufman's on Monday!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
I wish I was a boat person! Their team didn't lose.
He's whipping up a bundt cake. - Good one, Dad. Bundt cake.
You are sick! You need help!
But, well, I'm sure you wouldn't want to go.
Can you see, we are the bad luck guys
At centre, in his second big year from Croatia,
That'll be good. Nobody wants a born-again Christian as their bitch.
at the end of this season, so this is their last chance at glory.
- I don't have it. - Cough it up.
- Hey, you're Lewis Scott! - Who is Lewis Scott?
I think I need a hug with my hot dog today.
- He has the gun! - Give him the keys!
Oh, that was close.
You're just repeating what I said to placate me.
Thou shalt not ruin the friggin' game for me!
- I don't want you to take it from me. - Do it for Bean Town, baby!
I love the Celtics!
But you say the most important thing is they try their hardest
What if I told you I knew the Celtics were a lock on game 7?
These guys are so classy. There's no prize money here.
We loved the Celtics, when you played for them. You were the master.
I thought of that one last night.
- Look, we got to get him out of here. - I agree.
No, no. I couldn't. I gotta go to practice in the morning.
It's a Russian TOZ-35. Skanaker won the gold in the '72 Olympics with it.
Switch, switch!
You think that if we see your face on TV a million times a day,
But people today... Their values are all out of whack.
- Let's go! Tape up! Play hard! - He's hurt, man!
getting ready for game six of the NBA world championship
Yes!
You are so far off...
- What happened? - I think Lewis passed you the ball.
Go home, Jazz! It's over!
- Keep up. Take a warning shot. - I'm a terrible aim. I might hit him.
No one's dying. That lighter hasn't worked since Dukakis was governor.
You're in big trouble for messing with Lewis Scott.