Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You mean? - Yep, I'm that good.
Oh, dear, no, not the dirt people.
I was able to get out of there, but she wants to see me again tomorrow night.
...but I do have a two-photon microscope...
All you're missing is smeared mascara...
You think it makes you look cultured, but you just come off as bitter.
It's Koothrappali. I have to tinkle.
I understand your reticence, Dr. Cooper.
...and puts the audience into an undead state.
No.
She enjoys making people uncomfortable too.
Do we have any alcohol?
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
They're cute when they're about to wet themselves, aren't they?
Well, I must say you make a very persuasive case for it.
A woman well past her prime seeking to augment her social status...
Terrific. Great.
I'm an engineer. Most engineers don't bother with a Ph.D.
An entire dinner to talk about your research?
Where are you going, the drive-through at Jack in the Box?
You're kidding? That was good for you?
...this year's donations might go to the Geology Department.
...I received a dissertation-of-the-year award for experimental particle physics.
She wants to talk to you.
...and a place to stay in Riyadh for the winter.
I hope you're hungry.
Oh, I made you uncomfortable last night. I'm so sorry.
I NO LONGER CARE DEAR
...or I swear to God, I'll blind you with a hot spoon...