Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, aren't you sweet.
The old people came up to you, pinched your cheek, handed you a savings bond.
Yes, of course I remember you.
You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker.
See, in India we don't make the mistake of letting our poor people have dreams.
...this may be your only chance to make a real contribution to science.
Don't tell him that. Tell him the mask thing.
Watch. Hey! Who said you could eat that shrimp?
- What about Sheldon? - Sheldon is not going.
Explain it to them, Siebert.
Yes, I live with him.
But the only difference is we have more servants.
- Hey, put your tie back in your pants. - Thanks.
...here for your money. I don't wanna shake anyone's germy hands.
Cool, buddy. That's awesome.
I took a shot. Sue me.
Smart. Get paid up front.
I'm sorry, someone's on the other line.
Your lab is funded by some Middle Eastern dilettante?
Well, come now, Leonard...
I could make you vodka.
...speaking of money, how are you feeling about helping the Physics Department...
No, that can't be it.
They say it is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M.