Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've been published in journals...
- You're kidding. - No, we are very wealthy.
I am not going to have sex with her.
Yes, Sheldon. Keep watching.
No. But we have potatoes.
You're really a broken toy, aren't you?
That's why I'm here.
...only to be torn apart and eaten alive.
Then she stuck her tongue down my throat.
- Okay, I see what's happening. - What?
Face it, Raj, we crashed and burned tonight.
When you arrive at the lab in the morning, what machine do you turn on?
Right. Fascinate me.
Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henry V...
I think we were misled about the cute girls.
He's tearing the mask off nature to look at the face of God.
Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls.
- What's this? - Few things you may need tonight.
Good morning, slut.
I won't be late. I'm gonna make a pitch for the funding and say good night.
...you will be dependent on other members of the human race.
But don't worry, I really enjoyed meeting you this evening.
Yeah, I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, Leonard.
I don't... I really don't know why.
I don't care, it's demeaning and I refuse to be trotted out...
And I got your back, Jack.
You kind of remind me of her.
What a great day.